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Funniest Long Distance Relationship Short Jokes

Short long distance relationship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The long distance relationship humour may include short long distance jokes also.

  1. I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room.
  2. I feel like my girlfriend and I don't speak the same language sometimes I say we have a long distance relationship.
    She says I have a restraining order.
  3. My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or as the judge insists on calling it, a restraining order
  4. Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships? Because they'd miss each other.
  5. I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags...
  6. My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I live in Seoul, Korea.
    And she lives in the future.
  7. Has anyone tried long distance relationships? I have and I hated it, i couldn't take it anymore, So... I moved..... My fridge to my room.
  8. I had a 1 year long-distance relationship with a woman I'd never met, but when I finally met her supposedly length mattered
  9. I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore... Especially since the stay away order.
  10. My friend tried dating a woman who was 7'11'' but had to break up with her. He should have seen it coming, long distance relationships never work out.

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Long Distance Relationship One Liners

Which long distance relationship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with long distance relationship? I can suggest the ones about distance relationship and dating relationship.

  1. Almost all of my relationships are long distance relationships. I'm a midget.
  2. What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy.
  3. "How is your long distance relationship going?" "So far, so good."
  4. I'm in a long distance relationship, her restraining order ends tomorrow.
  5. Every relationship is a long-distance relationship if you're a snail.

Rib-Tickling Long Distance Relationship Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about long distance relationship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean romantic relationship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make long distance relationship pranks.

My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing.

I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.

A Marine received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home...

It read as follows:
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*Michael*,
*I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great and too long. I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us. I'm really sorry.*
*Love, Elizabeth*
*P.S. Please return the picture you have of me*
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The Marine, his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts they had. After a while he had obtained a sizeable collection, and so he stuffed them all 62 of them into an envelope, including the picture of Elizabeth, along with this letter:
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*Elizabeth,*
*I can't quite remember what you look like. Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.*
*Take care, Michael*

The long distance relationship

A guy walks into his usual local bar and orders a beer. "All alone tonight? Where's your girlfriend?" the bartender asks. "My girlfriend and I are trying this whole 'long-distance relationship thing'," he tells the bartender. "Well, that can be hard," the bartender says. "You're telling me. I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times," the guy says. "And the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend, too."

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Tall people and Short people should never date.

Long distance relationships never work out.

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What did the s**... say when asked if he ever had to shoot someone he knew?

"Yea it was a long distance relationship."

My girlfriend is 6'2 and I'm 5'9..

She has to bend down to kiss me.
I guess I'm in a long distance relationship.

What do you call a marriage between a midget and a 6 foot human?

A long distance relationship.

It's so hard holding a long distance relationship

Especially since my girlfriend lives in the future.

My girlfriend and I are trying LONG distance relationship

I live in California she lives in future.

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What does a black man, and a long distance relationship have in common?

They both don't work

Why don't the mile and the kilometer ever get along?

Because long distance relationships never work.

I'm in a long distance relationship

with White Castle. Please come to Los Angeles. I miss you..