Long Disappointing Jokes
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Funniest Long Disappointing Short Jokes
Short long disappointing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The long disappointing humour may include short long wait jokes also.
- Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that "PHILLIPS 14 INCH" was actually a T.V
- What do you call a joke with an inexplicably long build up to a potentially disappointing short punchline, which leaves you feeling somewhat annoyed? A joke.
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Long Disappointing One Liners
Which long disappointing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with long disappointing? I can suggest the ones about bad depressing and frustrating.
- What's two inches long and very disappointing? The beetle in my soup.
Long Disappointing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about long disappointing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unsatisfied jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make long disappointing pranks.
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Hung like a baby [n**...]
A man brings a woman back to his place, and when things start getting hot and heavy, he stops and says, "I don't want you to be surprised, but I'm hung like a baby." A little disappointed, she responds, "That's okay, we'll make it work." They move to the bedroom, and as soon as he takes his pants off the woman starts screaming and runs away. When he asks her what's wrong she screams "YOU SAID YOU WERE HUNG LIKE A BABY!!!"
"I am. 7lb 8oz and 21" long"
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You know what they say about cliffhangers
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The conclusion often takes too long to arrive, so people lose interest and is often really disappointing when it eventually arrives. They are overall a pretty bad idea and anyone who uses one is a big fool.
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Bob is being interviewed for a police officer job...
The captain conducting the interview starts with some general knowledge questions. The captain asks "what is the national animal of America?". Bob correctly answers "bald eagle". The next question "how many states are there in America?". Again Bob answers correctly "50 States". The captain asks the last general knowledge question "who killed Abraham Lincoln?". Bob is stumped by this question and thinks for a long time. He finally says "I don't know". Disappointed that the candidate couldn't answer a simple history question he dismisses Bob saying "you really should go find out". Bob leaves the interview and goes home. His wife asks "how'd the interview go?" Bob replies with a big smile on his face, "Great! I've already been assigned to a m**... investigation"
Perceptions vary
Following World War II, a general and his lieutenant boarded a British train. They sat across from an attractive young lady and her grandmother. As the train departed, it entered a long tunnel. Total darkness encompassed the train for approximately thirty seconds. In the darkness of those moments, the passengers heard two things - a kiss and a slap. Everyone on board had his or her own outlook of what happened. For example . . .
The young lady assumed to herself, "While I'm flattered that the handsome lieutenant kissed me, I'm embarrassed that my grandmother slapped him."
The grandmother supposed, "I'm disappointed with the lieutenant, but I'm proud that my granddaughter had the courage to hit him."
The general thought, "What in the world . . . why did my lieutenant kiss that civilian young lady and why did she slap me by mistake?"
The lieutenant was the only person on that train who really knew what happened. In that brief period of total darkness, he had the opportunity to kiss an attractive young lady, as well as slap a general.
Great joke to make fun of any profession that is hard to get a job in
I'll be using a musician, since I'm a frustrated musician.
There once was a musician looking for a job, he was starting to get desperate since it had been so long since he made any money. One day he gets excited finding out that there's an opening for a musician in the Circus so he goes to the interview.
Arriving at the Circus, the Circus owner explains to him that unfortunately the musician job opportunity had already been taken, but if he really needed a job he had one for him...the musician is disappointed but so desperate he says he will be up to anything.
The circus owner shows him what he has to do, he has to dress up as a deer and cross the high rope over a cage full of hungry lions... hesitant, but desperate the musician accepts.
On his first night in the job, the musician gets ready for his performance, dresses up as a deer and starts crossing the high rope, when he is halfway through he falls, right into the middle of the lions and all the lions immediately surround him.
The lions start running towards him, getting closer and closer until the closest one is right in front of his face...
The lion takes off his mask and says "don't worry! just play along! we're all musicians!"
Chris says to his father.
"Dad I just passed my drivers test and I was wondering if you could help me buy my first car".
His father said he'd make a deal with his son
"You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car.'"
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said
"Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said,
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair…and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
The Dad replied:
'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'
A bride asks her Mom to buy her a long blue nightgown for her wedding night.
When the newly married couple gets to the honeymoon suite, the nervous groom goes in the bathroom to undress giving the instructions for the bride not to peek.
She opens her suitcase disappointed to find her Mom not only bought the wrong thing, but also just wadded it up in her suitcase.
In frustration, the bride exclaims about her nightgown: Dang it! It's short, pink and wrinkled!!
The groom from the bathroom yells I told you not to look!
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test ...
... and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car" The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.
The father responded, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"
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Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple.
Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work.
Nine months later, the fruits of their labor was born: a lovely white girl.
Pleased but disappointed, John decided to ask a black man at work why they hadn't parented a black baby.
Realizing that John was somewhat sluggish, the fellow took him aside and asked, "Is your d*c**... at least a foot long?"
John had to admit that it was not.
"And is it at least four inches wide?"
Once more John replied in the negative.
"Well, man, there's your problem!" the guy slapped him on the back.
"You let in too much light!"