Long Anti Jokes
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Short long anti jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The long anti humour may include short long animal jokes also.
- Did you know, anti-vaxxers don't last as long in bed? …especially if the bed is in a hospital.
- I told my ex to join the anti-vax community. Clearly, he needs to be surrounding by other people who don't last long.
- [OC] What is the one thing anti-vaxxers hate more than vaccines? Giving their child a long, healthy life
- Why was the Anti-vaxxer's baby crying? Because he wasn't going to live long enough to see this joke reposted again.
- I was in a band with a group of anti vaxxers. We didn't live long enough to become popular.
- Anti-joke time Q: What is 1 foot long, stiff and makes women scream all night?
A: A dead baby.
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Long Anti One Liners
Which long anti one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with long anti? I can suggest the ones about long length and long arm.
- If you don't like anti-vaxxers... Don't worry, they won't be here long
- Why is halloween candy so similar to anti-vax kids? Because both dont last very long
- Memes are like anti-vaxx kids... They don't last long
- Are people who hate long haul truck drivers.... Considered to be an anti-semi?
Comical Long Anti Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about long anti you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lengthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make long anti pranks.
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday...
...minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Praise Allah" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Man....that could have been me!
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green. Suddenly, a carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, pulled up next to me.
They had a wild-eyed look as they yelled "Allah HuAkbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" & waved their fists at me. Then they took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran right over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Speechmaking
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you."
Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.
Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."
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Long Lost Twins
There's this story on CNN running about these two long lost twins that found each other on Google!
Did ya hear about it?
The o**... down in Mexico, I think, was doing that family tree thing and found out that he had a twin, Ehmal, was taken as a baby with his mother back to the middle east! And these two found each other!
Well the reporter on the CNN kept trying to run the story but for some reason Ehmal was like this anti-computer guy or something cuz he couldn't get a decent picture to the reporter!
They got faxes of pictures that were too dark and phone calls and such but no decent pictures. Frustrated she goes to her producer with the problem, wondering what she should do. Guy scratched his head, thought about it for a while and you know what he said?
Well.... If you seen Juan, you seen Ehmal.