The Best 6 Lonesome Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lonesome jokes. There are some lonesome twosome jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lonesome melancholy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lonesome Jokes and Puns

What's long and hard on a black guy

His prison sentence

I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome

Why should a lonesome man never have the sex with a lemon?

... because of lemonaides!

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome...

...I now know why they call me lonesome

When 3 people have sex it's a threesome. When 2 people have sex it's a twosome.

Now I know why they call you lonesome.

When three people have sex together it's a threesome. When two people have sex together it's a twosome.

When I have sex it's a lonesome


Guess what my lonesome self and my right hand did for Valentines day.

Sign Valentines cards for my relatives.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lonesome bravado jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lonesome solitary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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