Loneliness Jokes

22 loneliness jokes and hilarious loneliness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about loneliness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Loneliness Short Jokes

Short loneliness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The loneliness humour may include short lonely jokes also.

  1. 1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness. So, if you look around and you don't see the other 4 people, they're out having fun without you.
  2. How do you cure loneliness? Watch a horror movie by yourself in a dark room. The feeling will soon go away.
  3. She said, "boy, I know you got ulterior motives. You can't fool me." I told her, "nah, girl I got one clear motive." ^to fill this ever-deepening void of loneliness.
  4. Who is the loneliness reindeer on their birthday? I know you're thinking it's probably Rudolph, but, let's just say no one wants to go to Donner party.
  5. In the beginning, God created man. Then, seeing man was lonely, God created woman, that man could feel his loneliness more keenly.
  6. What is the maximum of loneliness? When even Jehova's Witnesses won't come and talk to you
  7. What will happen if you kill a blonde's brain cell? The other cell will die out of loneliness.
  8. A bitter man is doomed to a life of loneliness He could incel that his poor attitude was to blame.
  9. After years of loneliness, I finaly gathered all my courage to take my ex out It's good to be a s**... in the US army
  10. Whats the differwnce between life and s**...? Commiting s**... has no emptiness or loneliness.

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Loneliness One Liners

Which loneliness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with loneliness? I can suggest the ones about being alone and sadness.

  1. I joined a loneliness therapy group... No one showed up.
  2. Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are.
  3. What's the height of loneliness? Every time after sneezing, I say "God bless me"
  4. How do you describe loneliness?
  5. A man's hand contains 27 bones. Loneliness causes 28
  6. Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server.
  7. What do you call a legendary sea monster with no friends? Loneliness
  8. I heard that loneliness can take 10 years off your life! I'm gonna die in 20 years.
  9. To all new iPad owners... There is no app for loneliness.

Loneliness joke, To all new iPad owners...

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Loneliness Jokes

What funny jokes about loneliness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depression jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make loneliness pranks.

A Priest working in a remote parish in Greenland gets his yearly visit from his Bishop.

The Bishop asks him, "How are you managing with the loneliness?"
The Priest responds, " If it wasn't for my Rosary and my whiskey, I couldn't make it. Would you like a shot of whiskey?"
The Bishop nods his head yes.
The Priest yells out, "Hey Rosary, bring us two shots of whisky "

Old genie joke...

Three men find themselves stranded on a deserted island. After several years, despite their differences, they become close friends out of necessity. One day, they find an old lamp. On rubbing it clean, they release a genie who grants them each one wish.
"I wish to return to my old life!" Two of the men shout, disappearing in a puff of smoke.
The third man, a little slow, looks around at the empty island. Overcome by loneliness, he mutters, "I wish my friends were here."

A man lost in the desert with his camel

Every day he gets lonelier and lonelier, when it gets to the point he decides he is going to have s**... with his camel, but he couldn't reach, so every day he would try and try again to have s**... with his camel standing on hills and on rocks but the camel would just try to run away. until one day, he comes across a beautiful woman, she asks for some water and will give anything in return so he says, can you hold my camel?

Daring strategy

After years of loneliness, I finally worked out a great dating strategy. I'll pretend to be gay. I'm going to make tons of chick friends, really get them to trust me, tell me everything… and when they haven't got an ounce of suspicion left – BOOOM!
I'll get their boyfriends!

A horse walks into a bar...

The barman says "Why the long fac**e**?" The horse says "As an anthropomorphic horse, I fit in neith**e**r with humans nor my own kind, and have thus lived a life of lon**e**liness."

Loneliness joke, In the beginning, God created man.