London Underground Jokes
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Falklands veteran
A British officer spotted a busker in the London Underground with a sign that read: "VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR." The officer thought, "Poor chap, I was there and it was awful!" Feeling sorry for a fellow veteran, he took £20 out of his wallet and gave it to the busker. The officer was then greeted with a hearty: "Gracias, Señor!"
I taught my pet dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today
He went from Barking to Tooting in about 15 minutes
Murphy in London
Murphy found himself in the London underground subway station, at four o'clock in the morning. He walked along to the escalator, on the escalator it is written, Dogs must be carried on the escalator. he thought, God, where am I going to find a dog at this hour of the night?
I guess hipsters love living in London
Maybe it's just the underground
What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station?
Turnham Green!
What do you call a Wookie war-cry on the London Underground?
Tube-haka
Starting the day in London
Two friends from London on the phone:
Guy 1: Hey mate, what's up?
Guy 2: Not much. I am smelling one chicks hair whilst another one is walking all over me in her high heels.
Guy 1: Oh I see, call me when you get off the underground.
TIL that there's a unique species of mosquito found only in the London Underground.
It's a cross between a regular mosquito and an oyster card.
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