The Best 7 Lolly Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lolly jokes. There are some lolly choc jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lolly storekeeper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lolly Jokes and Puns

Don't Eat Too Many Lollipops

A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!" The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing!"

My little brother asked for a lolly.

I said to him, you may be the same age but it's still illegal.

Did you hear about the hipster with sticky hands?

He tried to pick up an ice lolly before it was cool

What's 4chan's favourite popsicle brand?



On Fridays our school sells lollypops in the cafeteria. I bought 22 so that I can be sick and not have to come to school tomorrow! Works every time.

What is a gamer's favorite candy?

A lol-ly pop

What kind of ice lolly should you eat at the end of the world?

An Apocalypso

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lolly bubblegum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lolly confection piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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