The Best 4 Lollipops Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lollipops jokes. There are some lollipops quitter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lollipops thug puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lollipops Jokes and Puns

Don't Eat Too Many Lollipops

A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!" The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing!"

Where do you keep lollipops?

The licker cabinet

One time, I took acid and saw all these lollipops coming out of the ground.

Then I chipped a tooth on a parking meter.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lollipops wrappers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lollipops bick piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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