Lollipop Jokes
29 lollipop jokes and hilarious lollipop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lollipop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for sweet jokes? Check out this collection of lollipop jokes that will provide an added bit of sweetness to your day. From jokes about lollipop sticks to ones about lollipop ladies and lollipop men, you can find a joke that suits your fancy. Learn more about chicken lollipop, taffy, bits, and even twix!
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Funniest Lollipop Short Jokes
Short lollipop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lollipop humour may include short candy jokes also.
- What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes? You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
- One time, I took acid and saw all these lollipops coming out of the ground. Then I chipped a tooth on a parking meter.
- If I got 0,01 cent for every time I was told how smart I am I would be sill 0,10 cent short for lollipop.
- I was trying to make a new Wizard of Oz movie I could find enough actors to play the Lollipop Guild. Apparently there was a shortage.
- When the bank gives my kid a lollipop I take it and eat it because I want him to understand how banks really work.
- Would you believe me if I told you it takes 60 seconds to make a lollipop? There's a s**... born every minute.
- I made a fortune selling h**... testing kits to Africa In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with "Yes" written on the side of them.
- Yo' Mama is so n**..., she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
- Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*c**... s**... again!?
- Why did the lollipop join an MLM? Cause it was a s**....
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Lollipop One Liners
Which lollipop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lollipop? I can suggest the ones about bubblegum and candy wrapper.
- What is the funniest candy of all? A LOL-lipop.
- Why did Johnny drop his lollipop? Because he got hit by a truck
- A lollipop asks a chocolate bars pronouns. The bar says its prounouns are her/shey
- I hate lollipop ladies They make me cross
- If I had a nickel for every time someone called me young... I could buy a lollipop.
- I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross.
- How's it hanging? Like a lollipop. Want a lick?
- What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common? They're mostly Dum Dums.
- Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop? She was hit by a bus
- What is the most popular soda in candy land? Lolli-pop
- How does the Doctor consume lollipops? He Daleks them.
- Why did the boy drop his lollipop?
He got hit by a truck
- Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away?
A: "So long s**...!" - Where do you keep lollipops? The l**... cabinet
- I'm like a cashew in a lollipop Just keep s**... 'till you get to the nut
Comical Lollipop Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about lollipop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean candy cane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lollipop pranks.
Little Tommy gets asked to stay after class...
so little boy tommy isnt very good at math so his teacher kindly asks him to stay after class so she can help him.He agrees and listens to the teacher as she gives an example.She starts off by saying that if there are 10 birds on a telephone pole and you shoot one off, how many are left? he quickly answers "none". she says "no tommy, there would be 9". he then looks at her and says "thats impossible, obviously if you shoot one off, they would all fly away". she tells him that she likes the way he thinks. he follows up by saying "can i ask you a question miss, if there are 3 ladies holding a lollipop, 1 s**... it, 1 l**... it, and 1 biting it...which one is married? the teacher quickly replies with "the one s**... it". he looks at her and says "no, the one with the ring on her finger, **but** i like the way you think
Don't Eat Too Many Lollipops
A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!" The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing!"
My ex-boyfriend told me giving head is like l**... a lollipop...
...but being a woman with little patience, I don't think he appreciated me getting bored and--'
My mom told me this, my dad yelled 'STOP' from the other room before she finished!
