The Best 16 Lollipop Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lollipop jokes. There are some lollipop leech jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lollipop lolipop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lollipop Jokes and Puns

Would you believe me if I told you it takes 60 seconds to make a lollipop?

There's a sucker born every minute.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why did Johnny drop his lollipop?

Because he got hit by a truck

Lollipop joke, Why did Johnny drop his lollipop?

Where do you keep lollipops?

The licker cabinet

I hate lollipop ladies

They make me cross


I made a fortune selling HIV testing kits to Africa

In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with "Yes" written on the side of them.

I'm like a cashew in a lollipop

Just keep sucking 'till you get to the nut

Lollipop joke, I'm like a cashew in a lollipop

If I had a nickel for every time someone called me young...

I could buy a lollipop.

My ex-boyfriend told me giving head is like licking a lollipop...

...but being a woman with little patience, I don't think he appreciated me getting bored and--'

My mom told me this, my dad yelled 'STOP' from the other room before she finished!

I don't like lollipop ladies...

They make me cross.

Why did the lollipop join an MLM?

Cause it was a sucker.

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If I got 0,01 cent for every time I was told how smart I am

I would be sill 0,10 cent short for lollipop.

How's it hanging?

Like a lollipop. Want a lick?

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

I was trying to make a new Wizard of Oz movie

I could find enough actors to play the Lollipop Guild. Apparently there was a shortage.

What kind of drink would a lollipop make?

Sucker punch.

Lollipop joke, What kind of drink would a lollipop make?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lollipop lifesaver jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lollipop gummy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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