The Best 7 Lois Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lois jokes. There are some lois judy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lois janice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lois Jokes and Puns

Where does Superman ride?

On the Lois Lane.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Where does Superman live?

On Lois Lane.

How did Lois Lane get breast cancer?

Being xrayed too many times.

How does Lois Lane know that Superman is bad in bed?

Because he always came as fast as he could.


Clark exclaimed "What's that? Lil Jimmy fell down a well?"

Lois replied"No, he was executed by an African warlord."

Lois lane broke up with superman...

...because in bed, he was faster than a speeding bullet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lois peter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lois clark piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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