The Best 4 Loins Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Loins jokes. There are some loins abdomen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loins hips puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Loins Jokes and Puns

A Pirates life for me...

A first mate says to his captain "sir i have the yearn in me loins, and we haven't made port in weeks what do i do"

Captain : "I too have this problem , and have a solution!. when ever ye feel the need, place your self in this hole in the barrel, except on Wednesdays never on Wednesdays"

1st.Mate: "that's a great plan sir, but why not Wednesdays is that when we clean it out?"

Captain:"no you slimy dog Wednesdays is your turn in the barrel"

What did the butcher say when kicked in the genitals?

I've got some tender loins

My Aussie drug dealer is obsessed with meat from the back of an animal

He was up doing loins all night.

I like my loins like Bond likes his martinis

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loins buttocks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working loins magnificent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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