The Best 16 Loin Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Loin jokes. There are some loin baratheon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loin pork puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Loin Jokes and Puns
What do you call the knight who is also a butcher?
Sir Loin
What do you call a cow who is also a knight?
Sir Loin.
Why do people prefer male bovine over female?
Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak.
A Cow performs an act worthy of being knighted . . .
you may now rise, Sir Loin.
Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen?
Sir Loin.
What do you call a cow that's been knighted?
Sir Loin..
What do you call a respectable crotch you can eat?
Sir Loin
Did you know that a cow had a seat on King Arthur's roundtable?
His name was Sir Loin.
What was the butchers name who was also a knight?
Sir Loin.
The cow says "My grandfather was a knight."
"His name was Sir Loin."
What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?
Sir Loin.
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Why did the cannibal go to the brothel?
For a pound of loin.
What is a knight's favorite cut of meat?
Sir Loin
The name of a cow trying to be a Knight...
Sir Loin.
I like my loins like Bond likes his martinis
What do you say when you meet a steak
Nice to meat you Sir Loin
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