The Best 28 Logs Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Logs jokes. There are some logs oak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these logs pine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Logs Jokes and Puns

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Logs joke, How does a tree access the internet?

Hacking is like gay sex...

you enter a backdoor hoping there are no logs.

I got my friend a house warming present

I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner


Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept?

I think they were called the Lincoln Logs.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Logs joke, What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

My sphincter is a lumberjack.

He cuts logs in half.

Marriage is like a fire.

If you put the logs too close together the fire grows too hot and burns out quickly. If you put the logs too far apart the fire goes cold. The trick is having the logs just the right distance apart.

And every once in a while you have to use your poker.

"How long have you been chopping wood for?"

"I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Who doesn't like lincoln logs

john wilkes blocks

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What Do Mathematicians Make In The Bathroom?

Natural logs.

Apparently Abraham Lincoln kept extremely detailed records of every single tree he cut down, detailing the type of tree, dimensions, even the location where it was cut, and more.

They're called the Lincoln Logs.

What do environmentally friendly mathematicians use to make a fire?

Natural Logs

Just though of this sitting in class, please don't hurt me

Why did the high schooler ask the lumberjack for math help?

Because they work with logs.

What do you call a chicken hauling logs?

Pull Tree

Logs joke, What do you call a chicken hauling logs?

How does a cabin get on the internet?

It logs in.

Why do magicians saw people in half instead of logs?

Because the show looks fishy if you use too many plants...

An American, Frenchman, Israeli, Spaniard, and a German are on a video call. Their boss logs in and starts the meeting by askng "How's my connection, can everybody see me alright?" They answer:

"yes", "oui", "ken", "si", "ja"


What do you call a fluid log of fluid logs?

A diarrhea diary.

Why do mathematicians like forests?

Because of all the natural logs

They should make a TV show about people who dance on logs,

They can call it Log-a-Rhythm.

How much wood have you chopped?

Not sure. Let me check the logs.

Ever since I failed Calculus I can't go into the woods

There's too many natural logs for my liking

A lumberjack went to a doctor complaining of back pain and can't carry heavy logs.

He was told he didn't have enough lumber support.

The beaver says "I didn't build that, Your Honor."

The judge points at the picture of the pile of logs in the river and says "we have damming evidence against you"

I'll see myself out

I keep a spreadsheet of every time Abraham Lincoln is mentioned on Reddit.

I call it my Lincoln Logs

How does a tree get online?

It logs in

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