The Best 7 Logistics Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Logistics jokes. There are some logistics emission jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these logistics cargo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Logistics Jokes and Puns

How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.

If Cruella de Vil had a daughter, she would be named Lucy.

Lucy would aid the family business by taking up a logistics division, calling the child company Lucy's Fur.

Business lessons: Ending your contract with a specialist logistics company in favour of going with the lowest bidder is...

One of the Bidvest mistakes you can make.

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Sorry kids, you won't get your Christmas gifts in time this year.

Santa is with Amazon Logistics now.

I'm considering a career change to global boating logistics...

...so when people ask what I do, I can say that I spread my seamen all over the world.


Did you hear about EA's new game Sim Antics?

It's an outrageous simulation of the logistics of linguistics.

An interesting title

What did the gay guy from Logistics say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the logistics transportation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working logistics materialistic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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