The Best 10 Login Jokes

Following is our collection of Login jokes which are very funny. There are some login admin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these login hotmail puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Login Jokes and Puns

A good way to get to know your date

is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie, and mom's maiden name.

Then login and read all their emails.

If you login to Amazon

and other retailers websites for Thanksgiving sale, you may save up to 70%........


But if you don't login, you'll save 100%

The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast.

Username checks out.

A woman gets called into her office HR department

They tell her that they noticed her password for her login was very unusual and asked her how she chose "DocGrumpyHappySleepyBashfulSneezyDopeySacarmento"

She said - "well the instructions were to have a password with seven characters and have at least one capitol, so I thought I was just following the rules"

Got this new game today called "Real Life"

Tried to login as a female in the china server but it always crashes on the loading sceen


Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence...

...But some cookies would brighten my day!

Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now.

What is the first thing lumberjacks do when they start work?

Login.

Security measures.

Web site log in: Sorry, your password 257EeffQ@# is not secure enough. 
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Cash machine login 1234: Here's your 1000 dollars.

Even after 15 years of marriage, I still remember my girlfriends every-time I

Login

You'll never guess what my login name is.

Constipated.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the login click jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working login modem piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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