Logician Jokes
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Funniest Logician Short Jokes
Short logician jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The logician humour may include short logical reasoning jokes also.
- Three logicians walk into a bar. The barkeeper asks: "Do you all want beer?"
The first one answers: "I don't know."
The second one answers: "I don't know."
The third one answers: "Yes!" - A logician has just given birth. The logicians friend asks her is it a boy or a girl?
The logician replies yes - Did you hear about the constipated logician? He was able to de-deuce himself through reasoning.
- When the logician was given a choice between eternal bliss and a ham salad, which one did he choose? Ham salad, because nothing is better than eternal bliss, and ham salad is better than nothing.
- A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason.
- When my logician friend's wife had a baby When my logician friend's wife had a baby, I asked him, "Boy or Girl". He said, "Yes"
- A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says... Yes.
- A logician walks into a kebab shop Kebab man asks "Chicken, beef or mixed?"
Logician: "Yes"
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Logician One Liners
Which logician one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with logician? I can suggest the ones about logical thinking and philosopher.
- What is the logician up to after work? Nothing much, just boolean
- What's a logician's biggest wish? That his wish would not be granted.
- What kind of shoes does a logician wear? Obverse All Stars
Cheerful Fun Logician Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about logician you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean logical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make logician pranks.
Three logicians walk into a bar..
The bartender asks, "would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies,"I don't know"
The second one replies, "I don't know either"
The third replies, "Yes all three of us would like a beer"
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A logician is asked to go to get groceries.
His wife said: "Go get a jug of milk. If they have eggs, buy a dozen". Later, his wife said: "Why did you come back with a dozen j**... of milk?" The logician said: "They had eggs."
A biologist, a logician, and a philosopher are driving down the road in County Clare...
They see the profile of a brown cow grazing in an adjacent meadow. The biologist says, "Look, Ireland has brown cows!" The logician says, "No, sir, all we can say for certain is that Ireland has at least one brown cow." The philosopher retorts, "Alas, my fair companions, all we can know for certain is that Ireland has at least one half of one brown cow."
Three men are on a train.
One is an economist, one is a logician, and the other is a mathematician.
They are riding into Scotland, as they pass a brown cow.
The economist says, "Look, the cows in Scotland are brown."
The logician says, "No, there are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown"
The mathematician says, "No, There is at least one cow in scotland, of which one side appears to be brown from this distance"
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Three gay logicians walk into a bathhouse
A man greets them and asks would the three of you like to join in our o**....
The first one says "I dont know"
The second one says "I dont know"
The third one says "Yes"
How does a logician explain why long lines tend to form at the restroom after a movie?
If a lot of people have to urinate, a long line will tend to form. A lot of people *do* have to urinate after a movie, and thus there is a long restroom line. Put a bit more formally:
Pee implies queue. Pee, therefore queue.
Three logicians walk into a bar...
The bartender walks up to them and asks, "can I get you all a beer?"
The first logician thinks for a moment and replies, "I don't know."
The second logician also takes a moment before replying, "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes."
What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?
NO-HAM CHOMPSKY
There are three men on a train...
One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland and they see a brown cow standing in a field from the window of the train.
And the economist says, "Look, the cows in Scotland are brown."
And the logician says, "No. There are cows in Scotland of which one at least is brown."
And the mathematician says, "No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown."
Three masters of logic walk into a bar...
They all take a seat at the counter and the bartender asks the first one, "Will you all be having a drink?" to which the first logician replies, "Hm, I'm not sure," and opens a nearby newspaper and begins reading. The bartender looks to the second and asks, "Will you all be having a drink?" The second logician looks him in the eyes and says, "I'm not too sure." Frustrated, the bartender looks at the third logician and asks, futily, "This is the last time I'm asking, will you all be having a drink?" to which the third logician replies, "Yes."
