Logical Jokes
51 logical jokes and hilarious logical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about logical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Logical Short Jokes
Short logical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The logical humour may include short logician jokes also.
- So explain this logic for me. So a girl can cuddle another girl and still be straight right? But when I cuddle another guy I'm a creep and need to leave the morgue immediately
- Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: That is true - wars require strategy and logic.
- Earth is the third planet from the sun. By this logic, all countries are third world countries
- Why aren't there any "old husband tales"? There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
- My wife and I split up because of psychological reasons... She was Psycho and I was Logical.
- [Nerd joke] What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies? They both violate the rules of the premises.
- My ex told me we broke up because I'm too reliant on logic and refuse to acknowledge my emotions. I told her, correlation is not causation.
- I took a job aptitude test and it didn't make for pleasant reading I've no people or practical skills and am unable to use logic or reasoning.
It recommended that I become an internet moderator. - Halloween logic-gate joke I came up with What do you call someone who will always banish one of 2 spirits, but never both?
An XORcist - When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats... they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.
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Logical One Liners
Which logical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with logical? I can suggest the ones about functional and visual.
- Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Offcourse we are - The price of balloon is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation.
- You can't win an argument with a chicken. It's logic is impeccable.
- Which president was the most logical? Lincoln. He made the most cents.
- Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!
- All my problems with my wife are psychological. She's psycho and I'm logical.
- Perfume is a very logical business. It always makes scents.
- My neighbors kept saying my yard was an eye sore.. Logically, i took a fence to it.
- How do you program a computer to make beef stew? You use bullion logic.
- What's the most logical building in the USA? The US Mint.. it makes a lot of cents.
- I don't believe in free will. It's just the logical choice not to.
- Divorce is a psychological process One is psycho, the other is logical
- What's the perfect date? DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me
- My friend asked me what my Computing Logic class was about.. "Mostly boolshit."
- What do you call a rational Irishman who looks after his skin? Dermot O'logical
Logical Reasoning Jokes
Here is a list of funny logical reasoning jokes and even better logical reasoning puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Some people ask 'why' to determine a motive, I ask 'why' because I don't believe there's any logical reason to do anything. -Nietzsche on the habits of road crossing chickens
- Some say Donald Trump is a terrible joke of a president. Some say that's the reason he won in the first place. So by that logic, there's only one person who can be the next president. The bus driver.
- Ben Shapiro is apparently looking for a partner for a hip hop group he wants to start. He wants to call the duo Pro Tools and makes beats with LOGIC and REASON.
- Christian music producers The only Christians who know how to use Logic and Reason.
Logical Fallacies Jokes
Here is a list of funny logical fallacies jokes and even better logical fallacies puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Logical fallacies are annoying. Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.
Unearthly Funniest Logical Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about logical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make logical pranks.
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The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological.
She's a psycho and he's logical.
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Socrates: Define, for me, a punch line.
Hippias: A punch line is at the end of a joke.
Socrates: Is it a punch line simply by virtue of being at the end of the said joke?
Hippias: No, it must be an unexpected statement.
Socrates: Ah, but if you know that the punch line is about to arrive, how can it be unexpected?
Hippias: True. Therefore, there can be no punch line to any joke, for such a punch line is always to be expected.
Socrates: Exactly. Last night the exact same logical conclusion was told to me by your mother, while we had i**....
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Socrates on jokes...
Socrates: Define, for me, a punch line.
Hippias: A punch line is at the end of a joke.
Socrates: Is it a punch line simply by virtue of being at the end of said joke?
Hippias: No, it must be an unexpected statement.
Socrates: Ah, but if you know that the punch line is about to arrive, how can it be unexpected?
Hippias: True. Therefore, there can be no punch line to any joke, for such a punch line is always to be expected.
Socrates: Exactly. Last night the exact same logical conclusion was told to me by your mother, while we had i**....
Two nuns sare coming back from the market late at night
- "Sister Andrea, it's already dark and we are still quite fare from the covent"
- "Yes Sister Dulce and did you notice that a man is following us??"
- "Yes! and what do you think he wants ?"
- "logical, rapes us... what should we do??"
- "logical: we split way, you on the left me on the right"
The man starts following Sister Dulce. Sister Andrea arrives to the Covent, and is worried because Sister Dulce is not arrived yet. After 1 hour here she comes.
- "What happened??"
- "Well I started running and obviously as did the man"
- "and??"
- "Logical: he reached me.."
- "Oh dear god! And what did you do??"
- "Logical: I lifted my dress up"
- "And what did he do??"
- "Logical: He dropped his pants"
- "god.... and??"
- "Logical no? A nun with her dressed up runs faster than a man with his pants down"
ps: Sorry my english is not my first language :)
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Equally Logical - Jewish parable from 1948
A group of n**... surrounded an elderly Berlin Jew and demanded of him, "Tell us Jew, who caused the war?"
The little Jew was no fool. "The Jews," he said, then added, "and the bicycle riders."
The n**... were puzzled. "Why the bicycle riders?"
"Why the Jews?" answered the little old man.
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After 7 years of marriage I figured this out that....
... it's all "psychological".
There is one psycho and there's one logical.
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my favourite logical fallacy is the ad hominem
and if you disagree, you're an idiot
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If a woman tells you her n**... are pierced...
...the only logical response is, "I don't believe you.".
a joke my teacher made in class
teacher:"(generic kid name) this is the forth time i have warned you!"
kid:"did you count how many times you warned me?"
teacher:"no, i just pick a random number and it sounds logical"
this was funnier in class and in Hebrew, i don't expect it to do good here.
I can't stand people believing in astrology.
Sorry, but we Pisceans are logical and scientific.
Did your hear 007 opened a handyman business after retiring from spy work?
It was a logical career change, he was already licensed and bonded, and had some experience taking care of oddjobs.
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Message from Europe
European: If your house is burning, should firefighters help you?
American: Yes of course. That is logical. And im willing to pay tax for it.
European: If you get robbed, should the police help you?
American: Yes of course. That is logical. And im willing to pay tax for it.
European: If you get hurt, should doctors help you?
American: Absolutely not! We dont want socialist p**....
Logical Thinking
The manager was very angry with this beginner who wanted a very high salary. He asked him why he wanted so much money whereas he had no experience. The beginner replied "Work is very difficult when you are a beginner. It becomes easier as you get experience."
Kirk and Spock were trapped on a planet and were waiting for rescue.
Kirk complained to Spock that his legs were getting tired from just standing around.
Spock said "there's a tree right there let's cut it down with our phasers and make a bench."
"You're a genius!" Exclaimed Kirk.
"Nonsense" replied Spock "it's only log-ical"
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How to lose your girlfriend/wife in 2 steps
Step 1- start an argument
Step 2- provide a logical explanation of why you started it.
The logical positivists accuse the existentialists of not being sufficiently analytical.
But the existentialists accuse the logical positivists of not being sufficiently.
Deep freeze prevents things go bad
And my mother in law definitely showed signs of going bad, officer.
It was a logical thing to do.
What does a logical person wear to a low-key meeting?
Business causal
