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Funniest Logged Short Jokes

Short logged jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The logged humour may include short logging jokes also.

1. A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees. How do ya know exactly how many? I inquired.
   Easy. I keep a log.
2. If you thought eBay was bad, don't even try Tinder... Everytime I log in it says 'No Matches Available'
3. As a lumberjack i know i have cut down 2,718 trees. Because every time I cut one down I keep a log.
4. So y=e^e^x was hitting on y=e-1/x ... y=e^e^x said, "come with me baby, I'll show you the natural growth of my log". "Sorry", replied y=e-1/x, "but even I have my limits."
5. I can't understand why my credit card keeps getting declined Every time I log into my account online it says I have an outstanding balance.
6. As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
7. A passer by asked a tree surgeon how many trees he has cut down... Surgeon: Exactly 178,794
   Passerby: Wow, how do you know that?
   Surgeon: I keep a log
8. My father asked for the Wi-Fi password... It's taped under the modem, I told him.
   After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?
9. "Doctor, help me. I've been sleeping like a log." Doctor: "So how is that a problem?"
   Patient: "I keep waking up in the fireplace."
10. I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook.

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Logged One Liners

Which logged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with logged? I can suggest the ones about locked and logs.

1. What do you call a dog with no legs? Log
2. What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise? The captain's log.
3. How do lumberjacks know how many trees they have cut down? They keep a log!
4. Auto-correct walks into a bar... And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'
5. How does a tree access the internet? It logs on.
6. What's in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's log
7. What did Euler find in his toilet? A natural log
8. How do trees get on the Internet? They log in.
9. What does a mathematicion find in a forest? A natural log.
10. How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah.
11. How does a lumberjack know how many trees he cuts down in one day? He kept a log
12. I logged on to Reddit today and was promised Fame, Fortune, and Women The cake was a lie.
13. What do you call three logs in a bed? A Treesome
14. What has no legs and sounds like a dog? A log
15. What does Captain Kirk do on the toilet ? He makes a Captain's log

Fun-Filled Logged Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about logged you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loaded jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make logged pranks.