The Best 53 Logan Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Logan jokes. There are some logan csi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these logan obsessive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Logan Jokes and Puns
I was pretty excited when I heard Logan Paul went into a suicide forest
A little upset to find out he came back
Tense, moody joke
Guy lands at Logan, hops a cab, and says to the driver, "Well now that i'm in Boston, where can I get scrod?" Cabbie says, "You know, I've heard that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."
I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter..
so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community.
Logan in mathematics...
loga+logn = logan
This just in! There was another victim found in the suicide forest...
Logan Paul's career
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To kill his career.
Who's the last person you want to hang around ?
Logan Paul.
What do Jesus and Logan have in common?
Both's amount of subscribers is decreasing.
Logan Paul...
Certainly started this year off with an absolute hanger of a video!
Banger... I meant banger.
What is Logan Paul's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common?
Their careers ended after seeing dead people.
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I need to know what did Logan Paul do!
Seriously guys, don't leave me hanging
There's only one Japanese tradition that Logan Paul should explore.
Seppuku.
What's the difference between Logan Paul and a WW2 US soldier?
One shoots dead Japs and the other shoots Japs dead.
I don't know why everyone is so angry at Logan Paul and his crew visiting suicide forest...
...everyone was just hanging around.
Stop with the Logan Paul jokes...
It's like beating a dead horse and i don't want to give him anymore video ideas.
What's the difference between Logan Paul and Hitler?
Hitler had respect for Japanese people.
Where do people go when they die?
Logan Paul Vlogs
Bitcoin's value is getting lower and lower
I haven't seen something drop so fast since Logan Paul's career
How do you know Logan Paul is gay?
Because he likes men who are hung.
Why doesn't Logan Paul do high fives?
Because he likes to leave you hanging
Why did Logan Paul return to Youtube?
He didn't want to leave his fans hanging
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm so hung..
..I could be in a Logan Paul video.
A Japanese guy tried to high five Logan Paul...
But Logan left him hanging.
A Logan Paul fan walks into a bar
He laughs at his death.
what do you call a person hanging out in the woods?
logan paul's next youtube video
Who is Logan Paul's favorite musician?
Deadmau5
Who is Logan Paul's favourite actor?
Crisp Rat
How do Jake and Logan Paul's parents feel about their kids?
They're appauled.
Logan Paul walked into a bar...
and lowered it.
Never try to hi-five Logan Paul
You won't be the first person he's left hanging.
I frolic through the woods, Hoping that someone dies, I never act the way I should, What am I?
The answer is Logan Paul
COWBOY TOMBSTONE JOKE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? His five rules for a happy life are below.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me
Somebody should've told Logan Paul the Thai kids in the cave had died.
He would have found them in no time.
What does the E in Logan Paul stand for?
Empathy
So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday
And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,
Logan Paul will be there to record it
This Saturday, Jake Paul will be duking it out with KSIs brother Deji in the ring
In the event that one of the combatants dies, Logan Paul will be there to record their body.
What does a school cafeteria and the KSI vs Logan Paul fight have in common?
Their beef is fake
So Logan Paul just called out Chris Brown to fight him
Too bad for him Chris Brown doesn't hit women anymore
The KSI and Logan Paul fight
title
Who won the fight between Logan Paul and KSI?
Jake Paul.
What does the E in Logan Paul stand for?
Intelligence
Why shouldn't you ask Logan Paul for a high-five?
He'll just leave you hanging.
What is one skill you can pick up from the Logan Paul and KSI fight?
Drawing.
Why do people never high five logan paul?
Because he always leaves them hanging
Why was the Japanese man sad?
Logan Paul left him hanging
Why does logan paul never highfive ricegum
He leaves asians hanging
Why won't Logan Paul high five Ricegum?
He likes leaving asian people hanging
What was the worst april fools day joke?
Well logan paul was born in 1995.
Why didn't the Asian man get a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging
What's the difference Logan Paul and hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's the difference between Logan Paul and Hitler?
Hitler respected the Japanese.
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