The Best 14 Loft Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Loft jokes. There are some loft farmland jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loft condo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Loft Jokes and Puns
Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids...
...shame really, they would have loved a kitten.
I was clearing out my loft today when I found a catalogued list of paedophiles
Naturally I was baffled to find such a thing in my loft, so I did a double take, and realised it was a TV guide from 1973.
Timmy's April Fool's joke
The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."
Every time I enter my loft, something bad happens.
I call it problemattic.
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
A farmer is drinkin' in his barn one night...
and decides to go wake his wife. He grabs a goat and heads up to their barn loft, wakes her up, and says "Hey! This here's the pig I've been fuckin' ". She replies, "But Earlie, that there's a goat.." "I was talkin' to the goat!"
Going through the loft and found some Xmas presents from last year
A real shame about that dog for the kids...
I've just found a Christmas present for my daughter in the loft.
I'll take it up to her later.
A priest, a rabbi, and a hipster walk into a bar...
The hipster says "man, this set-up is soooo played-out. I'm not gonna ruin my cred by staying, so I'm outie 5000." He then gets on his fixed-gear bicycle and rides it home to his loft that he pays for with money from his trust fund. He reads Bukowski by tap light in his futon until he falls asleep. And he lived ironically ever after.
I started a Boat building company in the loft...
...Sails have gone through the roof.
Wrote a joke.
I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?
Boris' Karl loft.
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I organised a little surprise party for a girl from work.
She didn't show - so I guess I'll just go back into her loft and wait.
My friend was showing me around her loft.
She said, "It's a bit eratic."
I said, "I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."
Getting the Christmas decorations out of the loft
I found an old copy of the 1977 Radio Times, or as its called now, The Sex Offenders Register!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loft apartment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working loft reckless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.