The Best 22 Locomotives Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Locomotives jokes. There are some locomotives choo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these locomotives esse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Locomotives Jokes and Puns

Did you ever hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives

Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber?

He had locomotives.

How did the train conductor use the insanity defense when she was accused of murder?

She claimed she had locomotives.

(I'm sorry.)

Locomotives joke, How did the train conductor use the insanity defense when she was accused of murder?

Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor arrested for murder?

He had loco-motives

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.


Did you hear about the Mexican dude who liked to kill trains?

They said he had loco-motives.

Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone?

He had locomotives.

Locomotives joke, Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone?

Did you hear about the train driver who went on a murder spree?

Yeah, he had locomotives

Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains?

I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)

Why are trains always put in insane asylums?

Because they have loco-motives

Why did the Mexican man rob a train

He had LOCOmotives

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Did you know about the crazy train driver?

I hear he has tons of loco-motives.

Did you hear about the crazy mexican train hijacker?

He's got locomotives.

Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver?

He had locomotives.

Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people?

He had locomotives!

Have you watched the news lately?

They say theres a mexican train killer on the loose.

The authorities say he's got loco-motives.

Locomotives joke, Have you watched the news lately?

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives

Why did the train switch tracks?

Because of it's loco-motives

Why are Spanish trains so crazy?

Because they're loco-motives


What do you call the reasoning behind mexican murderers?

Locomotives

Insane Mexican train robbers have locomotives

Choo choo

Did you guys hear about the train killer whose only victims were Mexicans? He had locomotives.

He had Locomotives

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