The Best 45 Locomotive Jokes

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Here's a joke about a missing locomotive full of concepts and ideas.

Dang, I just lost my train of thought.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

...because he had Loco-Motive.

Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told?

It was really well trained.

Locomotive joke, Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told?

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

It had locomotive.

(I'm not sorry)

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Did you hear about the man who stole that train this morning???

Some say he had a... Loco-motive!

I have no life and just made that up while playing gta5... Ill show myself to the door... :'(

Locomotive joke, Did you hear about the man who stole that train this morning???

what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie?


Why was the crazy person on a train?

He had a loco-motive.

What do you call a crazy train

A loco-motive

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Which transportation industry was accused of having wrong intentions?

Loco-motive industry

(first post: don't be mean please)

Why did the Spanish guy rob a train?

He had a *loco*-motive

Superman: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and more powerful than a locomotive"

Batman: "I fight a penguin and a really persistent clown"

Did you hear about the Spanish train driver who went crazy and killed a bunch of people?

They say he had a locomotive.

Why is Jesus less powerful than a locomotive?

Because Jesus could only walk on water but a locomotive runs on steam.

Locomotive joke, Why is Jesus less powerful than a locomotive?

What do you call a murder mystery on a train?

A loco-motive

My uncle is trying to become a locomotive engineer

but he couldn't handle the extensive training

Why was the spanish train engineer being accused of murder?

He had a locomotive.

I bought a duplex steam locomotive

It cost me Allegheny.

Why did the Spanish Psychopath only kill on trains?

Because he had a locomotive

I once knew a Colombian conductor.

He was arrested for the murder of a passenger and in his confession he said he did it because the passenger was wearing pink shoes. I never would have thought that he was capable of something like this, but I must admit he had a locomotive.

Everyone knew it was the Spanish train operator who was behind the dead bodies hidden at the train station.

He always had a locomotive.

Have you guys seen the train that killed many people in mexico?

Police was investigating the reasons of the accident, apparently it was a loco-motive.

Why did the train conductor get convicted of the crime?

He had a locomotive

I used to have my own locomotive filled with prostitutes

Too bad I lost my train of thot

I bought a sentient locomotive, but I can't find it.

I lost my train of thought.

Why did the Mexican . . .

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

- For Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?

- Because they only had two vans

Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?

- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

- Tequila

Why was the locomotive confused?

It lost its train of thought.

Do you know why new Locomotive Engineers learn the job so quickly?

They're always training.

why did the crazy Mexican go Choo Choo?

he had a locomotive

What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico?

A loco-motive.

What do you call a locomotive on the first day of the job?

A trainee.

What do you call a new locomotive?

A trainee

Why is it difficult to become a locomotive engineer?

Because it requires lots of training.

What sound does a locomotive with fangs make?


How did the locomotive become so outstanding in his field?

He trained hard.

Why did the Mexican try to steal a train?

No one knows the reason, but he obviously had a loco-motive.

How do you say "Insanity defense" in Spanish?


Have you heard of Mussolini's herbal locomotive fuel?

He made the trains run on thyme.

What do you call the life purpose of an insane train engineer?

His locomotive

A detective is investigating a crime scene in Mexico.

A cop fills him in on what happened.

Apparently the killer is riddled with dementia and considers the train his lover, so he killed the train operator out of jealousy

Wow says the detective, looking up at the train in question.

That's some locomotive

What do you call a crazy Spanish train driver's reason to commit murder ?

A Loco-motive!

Did you hear about the mexican who stole a train?

He had a loco-motive

Why did the Hispanic man keep purchasing trains?

I'm not quite sure myself honestly but he has to have some sort of locomotive.

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