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Funniest Locomotive Short Jokes

Short locomotive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The locomotive humour may include short steam train jokes also.

  1. How did the Latino kill 50 people at the same time? I don't know. He must have had a locomotive.
  2. Why is Jesus less powerful than a locomotive? Because Jesus could only walk on water but a locomotive runs on steam.
  3. Why did the Hispanic man keep purchasing trains? I'm not quite sure myself honestly but he has to have some sort of locomotive.
  4. Why did the crazy Mexican train driver run over the station master? Because he had a locomotive
  5. Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told? It was really well trained.
  6. Did you hear about the Mexican dude who liked to kill trains? They said he had loco-motives.
  7. Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)
  8. Everyone knew it was the Spanish train operator who was behind the dead bodies hidden at the train station. He always had a locomotive.
  9. Why did the Mexican try to steal a train? No one knows the reason, but he obviously had a loco-motive.
  10. Here's a joke about a missing locomotive full of concepts and ideas. Dang, I just lost my train of thought.

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Locomotive One Liners

Which locomotive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with locomotive? I can suggest the ones about railroad train and train set.

  1. Did you ever hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives
  2. Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives.
  3. What do you call a locomotive on the first day of the job? A trainee.
  4. Did you hear about the mexican who stole a train? He had a loco-motive
  5. A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
  6. Why did the Spanish Psychopath only kill on trains? Because he had a locomotive
  7. How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.
  8. What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.
  9. Did you hear about the Mexican Serial Killer? He had loco-motives.
  10. Why did the mexican man steal a train? Well he had loco-motives
  11. Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone? He had locomotives.
  12. I bought a sentient locomotive, but I can't find it. I lost my train of thought.
  13. Why are trains always put in insane asylums? Because they have loco-motives
  14. What do you call a new locomotive? A trainee
  15. Why did the Mexican man rob a train He had LOCOmotives

Locomotive joke, Why did the Mexican man rob a train

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about locomotive can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of locomotive puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Locomotive Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about locomotive you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean railway jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make locomotive prank.

Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people?

He had locomotives!

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What do you call a crazy train

A loco-motive

Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver?

He had locomotives.

Why did the Spanish guy rob a train?

He had a *loco*-motive

Superman: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and more powerful than a locomotive"

Batman: "I fight a penguin and a really persistent clown"

How did the train conductor use the insanity defense when she was accused of m**...?

She claimed she had locomotives.
(I'm sorry.)

What do you call a m**... mystery on a train?

A loco-motive

I once knew a Colombian conductor.

He was arrested for the m**... of a passenger and in his confession he said he did it because the passenger was wearing pink shoes. I never would have thought that he was capable of something like this, but I must admit he had a locomotive.

Did you hear about the crazy mexican train h**...?

He's got locomotives.

Why did the Mexican . . .

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
- For Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?
- Because they only had two vans
Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?
- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
- Tequila

Did you hear about the train driver who went on a m**... spree?

Yeah, he had locomotives

Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor arrested for m**...?

He had loco-motives

Did you know about the crazy train driver?

I hear he has tons of loco-motives.

Have you heard of Mussolini's herbal locomotive fuel?

He made the trains run on thyme.

A detective is investigating a crime scene in Mexico.

A cop fills him in on what happened.
Apparently the killer is riddled with dementia and considers the train his lover, so he killed the train operator out of jealousy
Wow says the detective, looking up at the train in question.
That's some locomotive

German tourists are travelling to USSR for the first time

They decide to go by train to see the scenery. After few hours the train stops. The train just stands there for 4 hours without any sign of moving. Eventually one of the Germans approaches the conductor and asks, what is happening:
''The driver is exchanging the locomotive''
''For 4 hours?''
''For v**...''

Locomotive joke, German tourists are travelling to USSR for the first time

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