Locomotive Jokes
57 locomotive jokes and hilarious locomotive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about locomotive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Locomotive Short Jokes
Short locomotive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The locomotive humour may include short steam train jokes also.
- How did the Latino kill 50 people at the same time? I don't know. He must have had a locomotive.
- Why is Jesus less powerful than a locomotive? Because Jesus could only walk on water but a locomotive runs on steam.
- Why did the Hispanic man keep purchasing trains? I'm not quite sure myself honestly but he has to have some sort of locomotive.
- Why did the crazy Mexican train driver run over the station master? Because he had a locomotive
- Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told? It was really well trained.
- Everyone knew it was the Spanish train operator who was behind the dead bodies hidden at the train station. He always had a locomotive.
- Here's a joke about a missing locomotive full of concepts and ideas. Dang, I just lost my train of thought.
- Superman: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and more powerful than a locomotive" Batman: "I fight a penguin and a really persistent clown"
- Have you guys seen the train that killed many people in mexico? Police was investigating the reasons of the accident, apparently it was a loco-motive.
- Why is it difficult to become a locomotive engineer? Because it requires lots of training.
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Locomotive One Liners
Which locomotive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with locomotive? I can suggest the ones about railroad train and train set.
- Did you ever hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives
- What do you call a locomotive on the first day of the job? A trainee.
- A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
- Why did the Spanish Psychopath only kill on trains? Because he had a locomotive
- How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.
- What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.
- I bought a sentient locomotive, but I can't find it. I lost my train of thought.
- Why are trains always put in insane asylums? Because they have loco-motives
- What do you call a crazy train A loco-motive
- Did you know about the crazy train driver? I hear he has tons of loco-motives.
- How do they educate locomotive drivers? They train them
- How do you say "Insanity defense" in Spanish? Locomotive.
- What sound does a locomotive with fangs make? CHEW CHEW
- How did the locomotive become so outstanding in his field? He trained hard.
- Why did the train switch tracks? Because of it's loco-motives
Howlingly Hilarious Locomotive Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about locomotive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean railway jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make locomotive pranks.
Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?
It had locomotive.
(I'm not sorry)
Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?
He had a loco-motive.
Why are Spanish trains so crazy?
Because they're loco-motives
Which transportation industry was accused of having wrong intentions?
Loco-motive industry
(first post: don't be mean please)
Did you hear about the Spanish train driver who went crazy and killed a bunch of people?
They say he had a locomotive.
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How did the train conductor use the insanity defense when she was accused of m**...?
She claimed she had locomotives.
(I'm sorry.)
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What do you call a m**... mystery on a train?
A loco-motive
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Why was the spanish train engineer being accused of m**...?
He had a locomotive.
I bought a duplex steam locomotive
It cost me Allegheny.
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I once knew a Colombian conductor.
He was arrested for the m**... of a passenger and in his confession he said he did it because the passenger was wearing pink shoes. I never would have thought that he was capable of something like this, but I must admit he had a locomotive.
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I used to have my own locomotive filled with prostitutes
Too bad I lost my train of thot
Why did the Mexican . . .
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
- For Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?
- Because they only had two vans
Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?
- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
- Tequila
Do you know why new Locomotive Engineers learn the job so quickly?
They're always training.
What do you call the life purpose of an insane train engineer?
His locomotive
A detective is investigating a crime scene in Mexico.
A cop fills him in on what happened.
Apparently the killer is riddled with dementia and considers the train his lover, so he killed the train operator out of jealousy
Wow says the detective, looking up at the train in question.
That's some locomotive
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What do you call a crazy Spanish train driver's reason to commit m**... ?
A Loco-motive!
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German tourists are travelling to USSR for the first time
They decide to go by train to see the scenery. After few hours the train stops. The train just stands there for 4 hours without any sign of moving. Eventually one of the Germans approaches the conductor and asks, what is happening:
''The driver is exchanging the locomotive''
''For 4 hours?''
''For v**...''
