Loco Jokes
55 loco jokes and hilarious loco puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about loco that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready for an outrageously funny time? In this article, we present you with Loco Jokes that will have you in stitches. From El Pollo Loco to maniac locomotives and batshit crazy train rides, there is a joke for everyone! Find out why laughing is the best medicine and read some of these wild Loco Jokes today!
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Funniest Loco Short Jokes
Short loco jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The loco humour may include short local jokes also.
- Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?
A. Because of their loco motives - Two mexicans attempted to rob an old train for its parts Authorities say it's a loco motive
- A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge. It was a loco motive.
- After feeling like he's being followed by a flock of ducks for years, a spanish man finally decides to lose them by jumping in front of a train... I guess you could say it was quite a loco motive.
- A Spanish madman recently bombed a train station... Everybody's saying he had loco motives.
- What do you call a crazy Mexican plotting to run you over with a train for sleeping with his girlfriend? A loco motive.
- Have you guys seen the train that killed many people in mexico? Police was investigating the reasons of the accident, apparently it was a loco-motive.
- Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity? He had a real loco motive
- I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company. Talk about a real loco motive.
- Which transportation industry was accused of having wrong intentions? Loco-motive industry
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Loco One Liners
Which loco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with loco? I can suggest the ones about cafe and hobo.
- When do trains do crazy things? When they have loco motives.
- What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes? His loco motives.
- A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
- What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.
- Why was the spanish conductor arrested? He had some loco motives
- Why are trains always put in insane asylums? Because they have loco-motives
- What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif
- What do you call a crazy train A loco-motive
- Did you know about the crazy train driver? I hear he has tons of loco-motives.
- What's it called when somebody carelessly walks on train tracks? A loco motive
- Why did the train switch tracks? Because of it's loco-motives
- Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives.
- Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives.
- Why are Spanish trains so crazy? Because they're loco-motives
- What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive

Hilarious Fun Loco Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about loco you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make loco pranks.
El chiste!
Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives.
chistes de mexicanos
What is Ellen Pao's favorite chicken restaurant?
Ellen Pao A Loco
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Why did the crazy mexican c**... a train?
He had loco motives...
I'll show myself out
what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie?
traaaiins...
What do you call a Mexican who's a little bit crazy?
*Un poco loco!*
(Yay, Spanish 1 student ;D)
A train owner was killed by a would-be engineer over failing his operator's exam...
Talk about a loco motive!
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The wonderful world of Ironi
"Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco" - Hispanic colleague
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Huge train c**... in New York..
The driver must have had a loco motive.
How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training.
What did the vato loco say when his term paper flew out the window on a cold, windy night?
Later ese!!
Why did the train driver plead madness in court?
He had a loco motive.
Why didn't the Mexican get charged for phone calling a neighboring gangster?
It was a loco call.
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Mexican train killers...
..have loco motives!
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I used to have my own locomotive filled with prostitutes
Too bad I lost my train of thot
Why was the locomotive confused?
It lost its train of thought.
Do you know why new Locomotive Engineers learn the job so quickly?
They're always training.
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What must you have if you want to c**... a train?
A loco motive.
I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃
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I think taking the train is for crazy people.
Its a loco motion.
You should never trust a train
Because they have loco motives!
One train carriage leans over and says to the other.
"See that steam train over there? Keep away from him, he's loco"
A Mexican gang member stole a train for some crazy reason...
Police still don't know anything besides the fact that he has a loco motive.
How did the locomotive become so outstanding in his field?
He trained hard.
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Why did the Spanish train driver c**... into an insane asylum?
Nobody is sure, but the doctors said they saw a loco motive
A Train Goes on a Crime Spree
A train goes on a crime spree. When he was finally caught he was asked why he did what he did. "I don't know, I think I went crazy, guess you could say I had loco motives...
So a Police officer in Mexico got a call about a train robbery...
He showed up after the suspect fled.
After interviewing everyone, he found nothing was taken and was quite perlexted. The man must of had a real loco motive.

