The Best 53 Loco Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Loco jokes. There are some loco railroad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loco vato puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Loco Jokes and Puns

A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge.

It was a loco motive.

Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail

Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Loco joke, Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail

Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains?

I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)

Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico?

They say he had a loco motive.


Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif?

He has loco motives.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Loco joke, What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree?

He had loco motives.

El chiste!

Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives.

There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes..

No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive.

Why did the crazy mexican crash a train?

He had loco motives...

I'll show myself out

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what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie?

traaaiins...

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Some crazy Spanish lady just killed a passenger simply because of the way he chose to travel...

It was a loco motive.

a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife

that's a loco motive, ese

Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers?

I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive.

Loco joke, Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers?

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...?

Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train?

He had loco motives.

Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains?

He had loco motives


A train owner was killed by a would-be engineer over failing his operator's exam...

Talk about a loco motive!

Did you hear about that Mexican train thief?

They say he had loco motives.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

The wonderful world of Ironi

"Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco" - Hispanic colleague

I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week.

Yeah. He had a loco motive.

Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree?

Authorities believe it had a loco motive.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

The Mexican train operator murdered three people yesterday. He told us that the train told him to do it.

He had a loco motive.

Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?

He had a real loco motive

What did the vato loco say when his term paper flew out the window on a cold, windy night?

Later ese!!

Why did the train driver plead madness in court?

He had a loco motive.

Why was the spanish conductor arrested?

He had some loco motives

A Spanish madman recently bombed a train station...

Everybody's saying he had loco motives.

Mexican train killers...

..have loco motives!

Did you hear about why the train conductor committed murder?

It was a loco motive.

What's it called when somebody carelessly walks on train tracks?

A loco motive

I used to have my own locomotive filled with prostitutes

Too bad I lost my train of thot

Why was the locomotive confused?

It lost its train of thought.

Do you know why new Locomotive Engineers learn the job so quickly?

They're always training.

What must you have if you want to crash a train?

A loco motive.

I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃

I think taking the train is for crazy people.

Its a loco motion.

Did you guys hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call a crazy Mexican plotting to run you over with a train for sleeping with his girlfriend?

A loco motive.

You should never trust a train

Because they have loco motives!

One train carriage leans over and says to the other.

"See that steam train over there? Keep away from him, he's loco"

A Mexican gang member stole a train for some crazy reason...

Police still don't know anything besides the fact that he has a loco motive.

How did the locomotive become so outstanding in his field?

He trained hard.

What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes?

His loco motives.

Did you hear about the Mexican train engineer that killed a bunch of people?

They said he had a loco motive.

After feeling like he's being followed by a flock of ducks for years, a spanish man finally decides to lose them by jumping in front of a train...

I guess you could say it was quite a loco motive.

I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company.

Talk about a real loco motive.

Two mexicans attempted to rob an old train for its parts

Authorities say it's a loco motive

Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor wanted for murder?

The authorities are saying he had loco motives.

Why did the Spanish train driver crash into an insane asylum?

Nobody is sure, but the doctors said they saw a loco motive

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