Loco Jokes

Funniest Loco Short Jokes

Short loco jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The loco humour may include short local jokes also.

1. Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?
   A. Because of their loco motives
2. Two mexicans attempted to rob an old train for its parts Authorities say it's a loco motive
3. A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge. It was a loco motive.
4. After feeling like he's being followed by a flock of ducks for years, a spanish man finally decides to lose them by jumping in front of a train... I guess you could say it was quite a loco motive.
5. A Spanish madman recently bombed a train station... Everybody's saying he had loco motives.
6. What do you call a crazy Mexican plotting to run you over with a train for sleeping with his girlfriend? A loco motive.
7. Have you guys seen the train that killed many people in mexico? Police was investigating the reasons of the accident, apparently it was a loco-motive.
8. Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity? He had a real loco motive
9. I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company. Talk about a real loco motive.
10. Which transportation industry was accused of having wrong intentions? Loco-motive industry
    (first post: don't be mean please)

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Loco One Liners

Which loco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with loco? I can suggest the ones about cafe and hobo.

1. When do trains do crazy things? When they have loco motives.
2. What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes? His loco motives.
3. A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
4. What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.
5. Why was the spanish conductor arrested? He had some loco motives
6. Why are trains always put in insane asylums? Because they have loco-motives
7. What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif
8. What do you call a crazy train A loco-motive
9. Did you know about the crazy train driver? I hear he has tons of loco-motives.
10. What's it called when somebody carelessly walks on train tracks? A loco motive
11. Why did the train switch tracks? Because of it's loco-motives
12. Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives.
13. Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives.
14. Why are Spanish trains so crazy? Because they're loco-motives
15. What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive

Hilarious Fun Loco Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about loco you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make loco pranks.