Locksmith Jokes
26 locksmith jokes and hilarious locksmith puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about locksmith that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Locksmith Short Jokes
Short locksmith jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The locksmith humour may include short door lock jokes also.
- I bought a dog off a locksmith today. As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
- I bought a dog from a locksmith. The second I got him into the house, he made a bolt for the door.
- I asked him "Who are you and how did you get here?" He replied "I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith."
- I am forming a mutual support-group for people who have been ripped-off by locksmiths. My door is always open.
- Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths? Because in Japan they're rocksmiths. 🤘
- I didn't think being a locksmith would get me very far in life. But it opened a lot of doors.
- Harry and j**... Harry is at home and his door is locked. j**... come in
Harry says, "Who are you and how did you get here"
j**... says, "I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"
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Locksmith One Liners
Which locksmith one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with locksmith? I can suggest the ones about lock unlock and lock and key.
- I have a locksmith joke…. ….but I don't think it's safe
- Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.
- What do you call a locksmith with a lisp? Keith
- What's Mike Tyson's locksmith called? Keith
- I went to locksmithing school I learned some key information
- I have a dog named Locksmith Every time I kick him he makes a bolt for the door.
- I locked myself out my house Does anyone know if locksmiths are key workers?
- What's a locksmith's favorite pasta? Gnocchi
- Do you know when you should run from your locksmith? When you see they're dead, bolt.
- Whats another name for a hairdresser? A locksmith.
- What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith? There isn't one.
- What do locksmiths eat for dessert? Key lime pie
- Why did the elephant call the locksmith?
- What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink? Sake. (sock-key)
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Locksmith Jokes
What funny jokes about locksmith you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burglar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make locksmith pranks.
A man is sitting in the dock at court.
The judge asks the man for his occupation.
"I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies.
"And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the morning when police arrived at the scene", the judge inquires.
"I was making a bolt for the door".
A blonde woman locks her keys inside her car...
And so she calls a locksmith to open it. When the locksmith (who is also blonde) gets there she pulls out her Slim Jim tool to open the door when she notices a problem, the driver side window to the car is wide open.
The locksmith looks to the driver and says, "Ma'am I can't use this tool on a door when the window is open, you're going to have to close it first."
