The Best 14 Locket Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Locket jokes. There are some locket bronze jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these locket memento puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Locket Jokes and Puns

I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am....

Independent

I got a picture of myself in a locket for my 18th birthday.

I am now independent.

The day my daughter turns 18, I'm going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:

Well, I guess now you really are… independent".

Locket joke, The day my daughter turns 18, I'm going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she ope

Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...

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If you put a picture of yourself in a locket

You could say you are

Independent.


What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

Locket joke, My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed

I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it.

Now I can truly think of myself as Independent.

Yeah It is Result of Marriage

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

Yes, says Sally, a lock of my husband's hair.

But Larry's still alive.

I know, but his hair is gone.

I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July...

Now it is truly independent

If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...

Could some say you are, independent? :D

(Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)

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If you take a picture of yourself and put it in a locket...

...your independent.

Decided to vote today, so I bought a locket

and put my ballot in it, guess I really put my faith independant

I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket.

This proves I'm independent.

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