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Locket Jokes

18 locket jokes and hilarious locket puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about locket that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Locket Short Jokes

Short locket jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The locket humour may include short necklace jokes also.

  1. I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... Independent
  2. The day my daughter turns 18, I'm going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her: Well, I guess now you really are… independent".
  3. I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Now I can truly think of myself as Independent.
  4. I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July... Now it is truly independent
  5. If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D
    (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)
  6. Decided to vote today, so I bought a locket and put my ballot in it, guess I really put my faith independant

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Locket One Liners

Which locket one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with locket? I can suggest the ones about pocket watch and collar.

  1. I got a picture of myself in a locket for my 18th birthday. I am now independent.
  2. If you put a picture of yourself in a locket You could say you are
    Independent.
  3. What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket? Independent
  4. If you take a picture of yourself and put it in a locket... ...your independent.
  5. I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket. This proves I'm independent.

Locket joke, I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket.

Delightful Fun Locket Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about locket you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laces jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make locket pranks.

Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
In *da* pendent

My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

Yeah It is Result of Marriage

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.
Yes, says Sally, a lock of my husband's hair.
But Larry's still alive.
I know, but his hair is gone.

Locket joke, Decided to vote today, so I bought a locket