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Funniest Locker Room Short Jokes

Short locker room jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The locker room humour may include short changing room jokes also.

  1. I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar... But they only gave me 3 quarters.
  2. Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym. After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
    One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"
    The other said, "What for?"
  3. Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers "Since when do you wear womens pants?"
    "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
  4. Today I was asked out by about 30 women. It was in the women's locker room, but that's still pretty impressive.
  5. So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity... In other news, the principal at my school is working with the boys to install a surveillance system to insure privacy in the girls' locker room.
  6. They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it.
  7. A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it.
  8. Did you hear about the kid who got caught looking into the girl's locker room? Well I heard he peeked in high school
  9. Sports Enthusiasts I got hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room. It was a difficult job because I'm not a fan.
  10. Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park

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Locker Room One Liners

Which locker room one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with locker room? I can suggest the ones about dressing room and laundry room.

  1. We came, we saw... And we were told to get out of the girls' locker room.
  2. The invisible man heads to the ladies locker room... they didn't see him coming.
  3. Who deodorizes the Saints locker room after a game? Drew Fe-Brees...
  4. What did one DNA strand say to another DNA strand in the locker room shower? Hi Gene!
  5. Homosexuals must be having a hard time in locker rooms.
  6. 2006 - locker room talk 2016 - lock her up talk
    2026 - lockup room talk
  7. How do you make your computer run faster? You leave it in Usain Bolt's locker room
  8. They used to make fun of my 9cm in the locker room... They've yet to see my 9mm.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about locker room can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of locker room puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Giggle-Inducing Locker Room Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about locker room you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean washroom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make locker room prank.

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.
So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?"
"Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

Hopefully this isn't a repost, but I love this one.

A group of men are changing in locker room at a golf club. Suddenly a cell phone on the bench starts to ring, and a man puts it on speaker phone as he continues getting dressed. He says "Hello?", the woman on the other line says "Honey, it's me. Are you still at the golf club?"
"Yeah, what's going on?"
"I'm out shopping and found this great new leather coat, and it's only $500 dollars, can I get it?"
"Sure, if you like it"
"Thank you! I was also at the dealership earlier and saw the new Mercedes models, and there is one that's absolutely gorgeous, and I really want it!"
"How much is it?"
"About $80,000..."
"Alright, but for that price I want all the extra options included."
"Great! One other thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market, but they're asking for 1,500,000."
"Well, go ahead and make them an offer, but don't go above 1,250,000."
"Really? Okay! I love you, see you later!"
"Love you too."
The rest of the men in the club stare at him wide eyed. As he hangs up the phone he looks at the men and asks "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Streaker in a Gym!!!

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
He passes the first woman, who looks down at his privates.
"Thank goodness!!! He's not my husband," she says.
He passes by the second woman, who also looks down as he's passing.
"He's not my husband either," she says, also not recognizing the unit.
He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
"Wait a minute!!!" she says. "He's not even a member of this club!"

Two ladies are in the gym locker room ....

changing into their running outfits. One lady notices her friend's tummy and asks: "Sara, why is there wax in your belly button?" Sara says, "Oh, you'll never believe how romantic my boyfriend can be. He just loves to eat by candlelight."

Two Men in a Country Club...

Two men in a country club are in the locker room getting undressed. Bob, asks Mike, "How long have you been wearing women's underwear?". Mike answers, "Since my wive found a pair in my car."

Hahaha the football team

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?" "Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on
coach, give him another chance!"

A cell phone rings in a full mens locker room, the man answers the phone

He puts it on speaker.
Man: "Hello!"
Woman: "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the mall and i just saw this beautiful leather coat and it's only $2,000, can i have it?
Man: "Sure!"
Woman: "Oh, and i just stopped by at the Lexus dealership and saw one i really liked, can i have it?
Man "How much is it?"
Woman: "$90,000."
Man: "Well if it's that much i want it with all the features."
Woman: "Ofcourse, one more thing. I just finished talking to Sarah, and the and the house i wanted is back on the market, they're asking 980.000 for it."
Man: "Ok, make an offer for 900.000, if they don't take it offer them the extra 80k if that's what you really want."
Woman: " Thank you so much honey, love you, bye!"
Man: "Love you too, bye."
The man hung up, everyone in the locker room was staring at him in astonishment. The man then calmly looked around and asked "Ok, whose phone is this?"

It's the first day of high school...

...and the principal is giving an orientation to the freshmen class. He says "Welcome to high school! We have a few rules we must go over. First, men will use the men's locker room, and women will use the women's locker room. If anyone is caught in the other gender's locker room, it is a $20 dollar fine for a first offense, $30 for a second offense, $40 for a third, and so on. Any questions?"
A kid in the back stands up and asks "How much for a season pass?"

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

I'm very popular at the gym.

Girls always approach saying things like, "Hey, this is the women's locker room."

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: **"Anyone know whose phone this is?"**

Covering the newest trump scandle in class

Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room
Me: like hand size

In the locker room after the game...

The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and p**... and starts to put them on.
His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, "Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"
Dennis replies, "Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car."

I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely n**...…

… I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!

Double standards

If my wife walks into the women's locker room, it's considered okay and normal. If I walk into the women's locker room, I get yelled at and called a "creep" and a "p**...".

Four women were chatting in the locker room (n**...)

When one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male m**...: jerking off, w**..., spanking the monkey, and so on... there weren't any common terms for female m**....
"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.
"But that's just a feminization of 'jacking off,'" said the second.
"You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any slang terms of our own for it."
The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage, there's only one thing I call it."
"What's that?"
"Finishing the job."

Three women are getting dressed in the locker room of a country club when a man runs in n**... with a bag over his head...

He waves his e**... around and streaks out again.
"Well, that's certainly not MY husband!" the first woman huffs to the others.
"No. That's definitely not your husband," the second woman answers.
"He's not even a member of this club!" says the third woman.

I guess the reason they could never find Matt Lauer is because...

there are no cameras in the girls locker rooms.

A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a giant orange head. Sensing the weird looks he was getting, the 2nd guy says "I'm guessing you are wondering what happened? Well, it's a long story..."

"But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me three wishes..."
"That's amazing! What happened?
Well for my first wish I asked for an end to world hunger.
"Wow! That's really generous of you! What else did you wish for?"
"For my second wish I asked for World Peace!"
Yes! I saw it on the news! That's crazy! What was your last wish?
"For my third and final wish I asked the genie for a giant orange head - duh!"

n**... old men in locker rooms...

I was going to make a joke about this, but it's such low hanging fruit.

Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history.

Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.

What did Neymar say to his teammates in the locker room before the match?

Alright boys, LET'S ROLL!

How long, Tim?

Tim turns around in the locker room, pants around his ankles, "How long what?"
"Have you been wearing women's underwear?"
"Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove box."

I used to get nervous in the men's locker room because Catholic priests might be watching me

and then I relaxed when I remembered I'm 30 years too old for them.

Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

What does a Skyscraper, a rollercoaster, and a Locker Room have in common?

Don't look down

Two women were dressing in the locker room after their aerobics class when one noticed that the other was pulling on a pair of men's briefs. "So when did you start wearing men's underwear?" the first asked.

"Ever since my husband found a strange
pair under the bed."

Two long time friends meet at the gym.

After they finish working out they go into the locker room to shower and change clothes. o**... looks over and sees his friend putting on a thong and he says since when do you wear women's underwear? The other guy says since my wife found them in the glove compartment.

Two men meet at the gym

Two men meet at the gym to work out, they haven't been able to since COVID. Afterwards they're in the locker room changing when one of them looks over and notices his friend putting on women's underwear. Since when do you wear women's underwear, he asked? Since my wife found them in the glove compartment.

Super Bowl tickets!

Last minute I realize but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Inglewood, CA at SOFI stadium Tomorrow.
They are box seats that he spent $8,500 a piece for which includes a ride from the airport, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at St. Paul's church at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5'5 and about a 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors.

When I was in high school I wished that could be invisible so that I could sneak in the girls locker room.

Now I'm married And a beautiful woman takes her clothes off in front me and pretends I'm invisible every day!

"This is the biggest game of your life," my coach said.

Everyone was nervous, including me, and he wasn't making things easier.
He followed-up with, "Pretend like you're are going into combat."
That was it. That was the spark I needed. I waited for his back to be turned, and when it was, I snuck out of the locker room and started making my way to Canada.

Super Bowl tickets

Short notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl. They are box seats that he spent $5,700 a piece for which includes transportation to and from the stadium, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding.
If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Paul's Church on North Avenue at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5'5 and about 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors.

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