Locker Jokes
79 locker jokes and hilarious locker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about locker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funny locker jokes for people of all ages! From locker room puns to practical jokes involving drawers and combination locks, there's something for everyone! Get ready to laugh at the funniest locker jokes from Davy Jones' locker to Foot Locker and even meat lockers.
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Funniest Locker Short Jokes
Short locker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The locker humour may include short locks jokes also.
- I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar... But they only gave me 3 quarters.
- Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym. After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"
The other said, "What for?" - Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers "Since when do you wear womens pants?"
"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!" - Today I was asked out by about 30 women. It was in the women's locker room, but that's still pretty impressive.
- I've been squatting at the gym. I sleep in one of the lockers. So far I haven't been busted.
- So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity... In other news, the principal at my school is working with the boys to install a surveillance system to insure privacy in the girls' locker room.
- They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it.
- A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it.
- When I go to the pool When I go to the pool, I set my phone to update while it sits in my locker. That way I can sync and swim at the same time.
- Did you hear about the kid who got caught looking into the girl's locker room? Well I heard he peeked in high school
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Locker One Liners
Which locker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with locker? I can suggest the ones about lobby and slack.
- We came, we saw... And we were told to get out of the girls' locker room.
- Why did the fish get suspended from his school He had seaweed in his locker
- The invisible man heads to the ladies locker room... they didn't see him coming.
- Who deodorizes the Saints locker room after a game? Drew Fe-Brees...
- What did one DNA strand say to another DNA strand in the locker room shower? Hi Gene!
- What do you call a shoe shop at the bottom of the sea? Davy Jones's foot locker.
- Homosexuals must be having a hard time in locker rooms.
- Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
- 2006 - locker room talk 2016 - lock her up talk
2026 - lockup room talk - What did the lock say to the locker? I think we make a very good combination
- Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?
- Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
- How do you make your computer run faster? You leave it in Usain Bolt's locker room
- They used to make fun of my 9cm in the locker room... They've yet to see my 9mm.
- What is the latest locker trend sweeping American schools? Bullet holes.
Locker Room Jokes
Here is a list of funny locker room jokes and even better locker room puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Sports Enthusiasts I got hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room. It was a difficult job because I'm not a fan.
- Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park
- I guess the reason they could never find Matt Lauer is because... there are no cameras in the girls locker rooms.
- What does a Skyscraper, a rollercoaster, and a Locker Room have in common? Don't look down
- Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility... Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.
- I'm very popular at the gym. Girls always approach saying things like, "Hey, this is the women's locker room."
- Covering the newest trump scandle in class Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room
Me: like hand size - I used to get nervous in the men's locker room because Catholic priests might be watching me and then I relaxed when I remembered I'm 30 years too old for them.
- How long, Tim? Tim turns around in the locker room, pants around his ankles, "How long what?"
"Have you been wearing women's underwear?"
"Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove box." - What did Neymar say to his teammates in the locker room before the match? Alright boys, LET'S ROLL!
Davy Jones Locker Jokes
Here is a list of funny davy jones locker jokes and even better davy jones locker puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is? He's a Sea-Monkee.
- Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!
- Just heard Davy Jones is dead. I wonder who gets his locker?
Rib-Tickling Locker Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about locker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean armor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make locker pranks.
Two ladies are in the gym locker room ....
changing into their running outfits. One lady notices her friend's tummy and asks: "Sara, why is there wax in your belly button?" Sara says, "Oh, you'll never believe how romantic my boyfriend can be. He just loves to eat by candlelight."
Two Men in a Country Club...
Two men in a country club are in the locker room getting undressed. Bob, asks Mike, "How long have you been wearing women's underwear?". Mike answers, "Since my wive found a pair in my car."
My locker combination is...
My locker combination is 9/11/01. I guess you could say I'll never forget it.
I really hope this doesn't offend anyone.
It's the first day of high school...
...and the principal is giving an orientation to the freshmen class. He says "Welcome to high school! We have a few rules we must go over. First, men will use the men's locker room, and women will use the women's locker room. If anyone is caught in the other gender's locker room, it is a $20 dollar fine for a first offense, $30 for a second offense, $40 for a third, and so on. Any questions?"
A kid in the back stands up and asks "How much for a season pass?"
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: **"Anyone know whose phone this is?"**
Instead of calling it them locker combinations....
We should call the locker permutations.
In the locker room after the game...
The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and p**... and starts to put them on.
His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, "Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"
Dennis replies, "Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car."
I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely n**...…
… I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!
Double standards
If my wife walks into the women's locker room, it's considered okay and normal. If I walk into the women's locker room, I get yelled at and called a "creep" and a "p**...".
Three women are getting dressed in the locker room of a country club when a man runs in n**... with a bag over his head...
He waves his e**... around and streaks out again.
"Well, that's certainly not MY husband!" the first woman huffs to the others.
"No. That's definitely not your husband," the second woman answers.
"He's not even a member of this club!" says the third woman.
n**... old men in locker rooms...
I was going to make a joke about this, but it's such low hanging fruit.
Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history.
Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.
I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..."
It's just clique bate.
Civilian: Detective! There's been a robbery at my apartment!
Detective: What did they take?
Civilian: The TV, the music system, all the cash from my locker, the mini fridge, my most expensive bottle of champagne!
Detective: What was the point of entry?
Civilian: I guess they wanted to get rich
Good news: I received a love letter in my locker!
Bad news: I study in an all-boys' school.
I went to the gym and left my stuff in a locker.
Apparently, you CAN get jacked in just one day.
Two women were dressing in the locker room after their aerobics class when one noticed that the other was pulling on a pair of men's briefs. "So when did you start wearing men's underwear?" the first asked.
"Ever since my husband found a strange
pair under the bed."
Two long time friends meet at the gym.
After they finish working out they go into the locker room to shower and change clothes. o**... looks over and sees his friend putting on a thong and he says since when do you wear women's underwear? The other guy says since my wife found them in the glove compartment.
Two men meet at the gym
Two men meet at the gym to work out, they haven't been able to since COVID. Afterwards they're in the locker room changing when one of them looks over and notices his friend putting on women's underwear. Since when do you wear women's underwear, he asked? Since my wife found them in the glove compartment.
Super Bowl tickets!
Last minute I realize but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Inglewood, CA at SOFI stadium Tomorrow.
They are box seats that he spent $8,500 a piece for which includes a ride from the airport, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Paul's church at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5'5 and about a 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors.
When I was in high school I wished that could be invisible so that I could sneak in the girls locker room.
Now I'm married And a beautiful woman takes her clothes off in front me and pretends I'm invisible every day!
"This is the biggest game of your life," my coach said.
Everyone was nervous, including me, and he wasn't making things easier.
He followed-up with, "Pretend like you're are going into combat."
That was it. That was the spark I needed. I waited for his back to be turned, and when it was, I snuck out of the locker room and started making my way to Canada.
Super Bowl tickets
Short notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl. They are box seats that he spent $5,700 a piece for which includes transportation to and from the stadium, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding.
If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Paul's Church on North Avenue at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5'5 and about 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors.
