locke Jokes

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I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic

They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger

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My wife's locked herself in the kitchen after we had a furious argument over how cheap and pennypinching I've become since we got married…

She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half…

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In the locker room after the game...

The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and panties and starts to put them on.

His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, "Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"

Dennis replies, "Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car."

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I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.

It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.

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If I locked my keys in my car outside of a abortion clinic...

Would it be awkward to go inside and ask for a wire hanger?

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I've been locked in a room to cure my acne.

I haven't broken out yet.

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The locked car...

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" His reply: "I know. I already got that side."

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i got locked in the PBR factory over the weekend...

i did what i had to do to survive and drank my own piss

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Locker Room

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."
And I said, "No shit."

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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I was locked up in a Texas prison....

I was locked up in a Texas prison with a midget. He was a short timerο»Ώ

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Elliot Ness, Cookie Monster, and John Locke start a law firm.

Locke Ness Monster.

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Locked my keys inside my car outside a abortion clinic

Found out I was too far along for an abortion, to make matters worse I locked my keys inside my car. I got the death look when I went back inside to ask if they had a coat hanger I could barrow.

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I locked my keys inside my car the other night outside of an abortion clinic.

it turns out they get really pissed when you go in and you ask for a coat hanger.

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My locker combination is...

My locker combination is 9/11/01. I guess you could say I'll never forget it.

I really hope this doesn't offend anyone.

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locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other day.

It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger

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I've been locked in an outhouse for hours and am vomiting constantly.

I'm sick of this shit.

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I locked my keys in my outside an abortion clinic the other night.

it turns out they get really pissed if you ask for a coat hanger.

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I locked my keys in my car yesterday.

Even worse, it was outside an abortion clinic.

I had to go in and ask for a coathanger.

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Being locked in a vacuum chamber...

...really gets my blod boiling

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After being locked in the cupboard for many months, I decided to finally wear my silver watch.

But I couldn't see the time in the darkness.

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We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah!

~~solly~~

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You're locked in a car with only a hammer, how do you get out?

>!You unlock the car.!< >!Fuckin' idiot.!<

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If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton

And it was just you, them, and a pistol with one bullet...

Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the pistol?

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