They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger
She's in there now, ripping all the plates in halfβ¦
The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and panties and starts to put them on.
His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, "Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"
Dennis replies, "Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car."
Would it be awkward to go inside and ask for a wire hanger?
I haven't broken out yet.
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" His reply: "I know. I already got that side."
On the plus side, it gave me time to reflect.
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
Locke Ness Monster.
I was locked up in a Texas prison with a midget. He was a short timerο»Ώ
Found out I was too far along for an abortion, to make matters worse I locked my keys inside my car. I got the death look when I went back inside to ask if they had a coat hanger I could barrow.
My locker combination is 9/11/01. I guess you could say I'll never forget it.
I really hope this doesn't offend anyone.
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