Locke Jokes

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I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic

They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger

My wife's locked herself in the kitchen after we had a furious argument over how cheap and pennypinching I've become since we got married…

She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half…

In the locker room after the game...

The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and panties and starts to put them on.

His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, "Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"

Dennis replies, "Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car."

If I locked my keys in my car outside of a abortion clinic...

Would it be awkward to go inside and ask for a wire hanger?

I've been locked in a room to cure my acne.

I haven't broken out yet.

The locked car...

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" His reply: "I know. I already got that side."

I got locked in a mirror shop last night.

On the plus side, it gave me time to reflect.

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Elliot Ness, Cookie Monster, and John Locke start a law firm.

Locke Ness Monster.

I was locked up in a Texas prison....

I was locked up in a Texas prison with a midget. He was a short timerο»Ώ

Locked my keys inside my car outside a abortion clinic

Found out I was too far along for an abortion, to make matters worse I locked my keys inside my car. I got the death look when I went back inside to ask if they had a coat hanger I could barrow.

My locker combination is...

My locker combination is 9/11/01. I guess you could say I'll never forget it.

I really hope this doesn't offend anyone.

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