The Best 22 Locke Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Locke jokes. There are some locke hume jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these locke sustainable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Locke Jokes and Puns

Locked in her basement

A woman I work with locked me in her basement for two months once and used me as her sex slave.

One day I noticed she forgot to lock the door and I thought, "Great, this is my chance!"

So I ran up the stairs and grabbed the phone.

Half hour later the pizza arrived, and I went back down to the basement.

I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic

They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger

My wife's locked herself in the kitchen after we had a furious argument over how cheap and pennypinching I've become since we got married…

She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half…

Locke joke, My wife's locked herself in the kitchen after we had a furious argument over how cheap and pennypinc

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.

Because communication is key.

If you ever get locked out

Sit down and talk to the lock calmly,

Because communication is key.


In the locker room after the game...

The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and panties and starts to put them on.

His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, "Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"

Dennis replies, "Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car."

If I locked my keys in my car outside of a abortion clinic...

Would it be awkward to go inside and ask for a wire hanger?

Locke joke, If I locked my keys in my car outside of a abortion clinic...

If you ever get locked out of your house,

talk to your lock calmly. Communication is key.

I've been locked in a room to cure my acne.

I haven't broken out yet.

The locked car...

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" His reply: "I know. I already got that side."

I got locked in a mirror shop last night.

On the plus side, it gave me time to reflect.

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I locked myself out my house

Does anyone know if locksmiths are key workers?

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

I was locked up in a Texas prison....

I was locked up in a Texas prison with a midget. He was a short timerο»Ώ

Elliot Ness, Cookie Monster, and John Locke start a law firm.

Locke Ness Monster.

Locked my keys in my car next to the abortion clinic

It was awkward asking them for a hanger

Locke joke, Locked my keys in my car next to the abortion clinic

Locked my keys inside my car outside a abortion clinic

Found out I was too far along for an abortion, to make matters worse I locked my keys inside my car. I got the death look when I went back inside to ask if they had a coat hanger I could barrow.

I locked my wife in a soundproof room.

Now she's screaming at me. I'm never going to hear the end of this.

My locker combination is...

My locker combination is 9/11/01. I guess you could say I'll never forget it.

I really hope this doesn't offend anyone.


I locked my keys in my car yesterday.

Even worse, it was outside an abortion clinic.

I had to go in and ask for a coathanger.

You're locked in a car with only a hammer, how do you get out?

>!You unlock the car.!< >!Fuckin' idiot.!<

If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton

And it was just you, them, and a pistol with one bullet...

Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the pistol?

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