Lock Picking Jokes
20 lock picking jokes and hilarious lock picking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lock picking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Lock Picking Short Jokes
Short lock picking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lock picking humour may include short lock unlock jokes also.
- My wife said wasting what little money we have on a lock picking set was not a good investment. But it's actually opened a lot of doors for me.
- I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app... When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.
- Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ...
- This actually happened My brother has a lockbox and lost the key, so he said to me "Zaent, can you pick a lock?", I replied "Give me two and I'll pick one."
- I have 6 locks on my door... When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
- I was caught breaking into a cheese factory with a lock pick and a large stone. The guard that caught me said "I get the lock pick but what's the Roquefort?"
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Lock Picking One Liners
Which lock picking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lock picking? I can suggest the ones about door lock and knock lock.
- I just learned how to lock pick Its opened so many doors for me
- If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
- Kids, don't drop out of school. Instead try lock picking It's opened so many doors for me
- I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn't get into it at all.
Lock Picking Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about lock picking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knock knock pick up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lock picking pranks.
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There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car...
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too s**... to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
The locked car...
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" His reply: "I know. I already got that side."
A man comes home to find his door lock is not working properly
He promptly unscrews the hinges, picks up the door and takes it to the market to repair the lock.
The locksmith asks *"If the door's here...what if someone walks into your house?"*
Confused, he replies *"How would anyone get in when I have the door?"*
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Monastery Life
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.'
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him b**... his head against the wall and wailing.
'We missed the **R**!
We missed the **R**!
*We missed the* **R***!'*
His forehead is all bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,
'The word was...
CELEB**R**ATE !!!'
Two blondes and a car
Two blondes come out of the mall after a couple hours of shopping, and when they get to their car they realize they locked the keys inside. Luckily, they had bought some clothes so they grabbed a wire hanger and began taking turns attempting to pick the lock. After a good 30 minutes, they still hadn't gotten inside, and after trying for awhile, one girl hands the hanger to her friend and sits down next to the car. She sighs, looks up and worriedly says to her friend, "Uh oh, we'd better hurry; it looks like it might rain and the top's down."
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too s**... to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."