Following is our collection of funniest Loch jokes. There are some loch tay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loch builder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
She snatched the atheist up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing thim up in the air. Just before the atheist fell into Nessie's jaws he cries out
"Oh god help me!"
Amazingly, time froze and God appeared next to the atheist. God asked:
"My son, all your life you have forsaken me, why now do you call upon me?"
The atheist responded with: "Give me a break, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster five minutes ago either!"
You're high ness
A little weird, sure, but it's always nice to see some random axe of Kind Ness.
I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said dammit Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.
The truth is kept under Loch and key.
Fish & ships
They've gone into full loch down.
It's because there's always a loch on the door! :D
Wednessday
Nick all the sturgeon
You can explore loch pond reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean loch angus dad jokes. There are also loch puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
IM the world record holder.
A Nissan tree fiddy!
"Very sorry Your Honour, I got held up"
Such monsters include: Sasquatch, The Loch Ness Monster, and Mike Wazowski.
The cute ness monster.
He needs free tiddies
I'm keeping it under loch and quay.
I like the random Ness of it.
Loch Ness' celery.
Messie
Thank you and goodnight.
An atheist was
rowing along in Loch Ness and WHOOSH! The Loch Ness monster rears up in front of him, hissing and ready to eat. The terrified man said, "Oh God, help me!"
An angry voice booms from the heavens, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
The atheist says, "Oh, come on! Ten seconds ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loch dall jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working loch lagoon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.