Lobs Jokes
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Two lobsters were in a tank.
The one said to the other, "It sure would be easier driving this thing without rubber bands on our claws."
Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?
Because he was... shellfish.
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Lobster tail and beer.
My 3 favorite things.
I always say Lobsters are sketchy....
They are always getting caught Red-Handed. 🦞
Lobsters are greedy. They never give anything to charity. They're just shellfish.
But that's being too hard on them. Not everyone can afford to be a philanthropod.
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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?
Gotta lay off the sea-w**....
Lobsters scream when they are being boiled.
I looked it up and thank goodness it's not true. It's actually the sound of tiny bubbles exploding through their skin.
How do you get a lobster to care about others?
You can't. They're shellfish.
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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted c**...?
They are both crustaceans.
Why could the lobster never stay in a relationship?
He was far too shellfish.
Where is the lobsters peanut placed?
At the bill.
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I'm like a lobster,
You can always find me near the p**....
A Lobster Goes Blind and has to learn Braille...
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
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Why did the lobster think it was so funny to be eaten?
Not sure, it just cracks him up!
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