Lobotomy Jokes

Funniest Lobotomy Short Jokes

Short lobotomy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lobotomy humour may include short brain surgery jokes also.

1. The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so.
2. What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy? I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
3. What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and a significant brain surgery? One is a free bottle in front of me, and the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy
4. I had a hard time deciding if I wanted to get a lobotomy But in the end, it was a no-brainer.
5. Unbelievable! I need to have a lobotomy tomorrow I'm gonna give the surgeon a piece of my mind
6. Why was the asylum warden an alcoholic? Because, as he would say, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"
7. If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I'd give him a piece of my mind.
8. What did Antonio Moniz say when he was asked how he came up with the idea for lobotomy? "Well, it was really a no-brainer."
9. When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies. Seemed like a no-brainer.
10. Ok Ok already! I am willing to do the Chief if Staff job for Trump but with one Q Is the (No Science or Facts) required lobotomy reversible?

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Lobotomy One Liners

Which lobotomy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lobotomy? I can suggest the ones about amputation and surgery.

1. "The lobotomy was a success!" Tom said absentmindedly.
2. Did you know that a lobotomy is very easy to perform? Surgeons call it a no-brainer.
3. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me Than a frontal lobotomy.
4. In college, I wanted to study how to do lobotomies. I thought it was a no-brainer.
5. Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer
6. I have half a mind to get a lobotomy. (That's it, pun in a sentence.)
7. When does a fruit become a vegetable? When he gets a lobotomy
8. I've got half a mind ... to get another lobotomy
9. It's better to have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
10. I was so angry the doctor messed up my lobotomy. I gave him a piece of my mind.
11. Lobotomies Do they smart?
12. Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)

Fun-Filled Lobotomy Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about lobotomy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mind control jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lobotomy pranks.