Lobby Jokes
59 lobby jokes and hilarious lobby puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lobby that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Lobby jokes have become increasingly popular, especially in the workplace. From the hallway to the cafeteria, it's becoming increasingly common to hear people poking fun at those at the hobby lobby or other places of employment. Check out the funniest of these jokes to make your day a little brighter!
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Funniest Lobby Short Jokes
Short lobby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lobby humour may include short league jokes also.
- I returned to my hotel after an evening of drinking, so I went to the front desk. Excuse me, I don't remember what room I'm in. I said. No problem, said the receptionist. You're in the lobby.
- A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, Sorry ma'am, I forgot what room I'm in, can you help me?
The receptionist replies, No problem, sir. This is the lobby. - Hotel Indian. Did you hear about the Indian who had to sleep in the hotel lobby because he didn't have a reservation?
- I met some chess players in the hotel lobby bragging about how good they were It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
- What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
- What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
- Catholics have been lobbying for vaccine exemptions Because theres nothing more catholic than someone else dying for your sins
- I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are. It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
- Astronauts preparing for STS-134 lobbied NASA to include fresh apples on board the final flight of the shuttle, but were ultimately unsuccessful. Needless to say, it was a fruitless Endeavour
- I finally found a machine at the gym that lets older guys date younger women who come to work out! They just installed an ATM in the lobby.
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Lobby One Liners
Which lobby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lobby? I can suggest the ones about campaign and locker.
- Why did the Native American sleep in the hotel lobby? He didn't have a reservation.
- I want all buildings to have a reception area. I think I'll lobby for it.
- What's a politicians favorite hang out spot? The Lobby.
- Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping? Wahabi Lobby.
- Did you hear about the woman who robbed a Hobby Lobby store? She pleaded quilty.
- Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones
- What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby? [betta]s
- I went to a s**... bank to make a donation. This guy in the lobby came with me.
Waiting Lobby Jokes
Here is a list of funny waiting lobby jokes and even better waiting lobby puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time. I really hated that reception.
- I saw an Asian man sitting in the lobby of a doctor's office... He was waiting. Patient Lee, to be exact.
- My dental hygienist is cute.
Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Hobby Lobby Jokes
Here is a list of funny hobby lobby jokes and even better hobby lobby puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a person who spends his/her free time trying to get legislators to support craft stores? A Hobby Lobby hobbyist lobbyist.
- A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby... It will now be called Wahabi Lobby
- They found a guy in hobby lobby dipping his t**... in the glitter bins One eye witness was quoted as saying "It was pretty nuts!"


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What funny jokes about lobby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean club jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lobby pranks.
A Lithuanian couple in a hotel
A Lithuanian couple go to a hotel in USA. They spot a mouse in the room.
"A mouse! Dear, call the lobby, you know at least some English, right?!"
The man picks up the phone.
"Helou."
"Can I help you?"
"Yes, dū jū nau Tom and Džeri?"
"Yes sir, of course."
"So, Džeri iz hier."
Chess enthusiasts meet in their hotel after a tournament...
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Islamic Star Trek?
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America ."
The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.
"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
Woman in a coma
Two nurses are giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath. They notice that when they get near her private areas that she starts to get a little stimulated. The theorize that o**... s**... will bring her out the coma. They go out into the lobby and tell her husband their theory. The husband is a little aprehensive about it at first, but he agrees to do it. The nurses leave the man with his wife and give him some privacy. They come back about 10 minutes later and the woman is dead! "What happened?" asks one of the nurses. The man replies, "I dont know...I think she choked."
observation at the doctors office.
the person the doctor is looking at is called the patient... but the ones wating in the lobby are being patient.
At the gym
I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym, Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies? He smiles says Try the ATM in the lobby .
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel.
They were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories when the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off.
''Because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
Today is my first day at the gym.
I walk in and see a bunch of hot women working out. I walk up to the guy who is running the gym and ask him, " Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies over there?" He smiles at me and says, " Try the ATM Machine in the lobby."
What do you call a bunch of Christmas nuts bragging about their s**... lives in a hotel lobby?
Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer.
Where do ultra conservative Muslims go to buy trinkets, crafts, and home goods?
Wahhabi Lobby
Old guy with his personal trainer
Old Guy in the gym with a personal trainer: What machine do I use to get the hot girls?
Trainer: The ATM in the lobby!
A liquor salesman, a food salesman and a mattress salesman were sitting in hotel lobby chatting
The liquor salesman spoke first,"Y'know, I hate to see a woman drink alone."
The food salesman countered with,"I hate to see a woman eat alone."
The mattress salesman said,"Say, what do you fellows think of the cold weather we've been having?"
A bunch of chess players are in a hotel lobby discussing their recent victories.
The manager comes up to them and says, Sorry gentlemen, I'm going to have to ask you all to leave immediately!
Leave? Why? They asked.
The manager responded If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
My friend who suffers from bipolar disorder called from the lobby.
He said, "Hey, I'm feeling great today. You want to go do something?"
I said, "Sure! I'll be down in a minute."
He said, "Well, that makes two of us."
A group of chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel..
lobby for discussing their winning games.
The manager can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now.
Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.
An obese man wants to lose a few pounds, goes to see a specialist...
An Obese man wants to lose a few pounds, goes to see a specialist...
He's in the lobby for an hour before the doc calls him in.
Doc: I apologize for your wait.
Man: Don't, *I'm* the one that can't stop eating.
Sunday, March 4, 2017:
World Chess Championship. The hotel hosts a gala event with food and drink in the hotel lobby. The semi finalists are mingling. The final two are bragging about their respective stratagems for the final match. The desk clerk asks them to hang around. Because we all love to hear.... Two Chess nuts, boasting in an open foyer.
So the other day in the lobby I hear two chess masters bragging about their past wins
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
A Man in a Hotel has trouble finding his room. He goes down to the front desk and asks ' Sorry, can you tell me what room I'm in please? '
Certainly Sir, said the Receptionist...this is the Lobby.
I was arrested for i**... fishing even though there was clearly no "fishing prohibited" sign...
...apparently that's "very clear" if you're in a hotel lobby with an aquarium.
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
'But why?' they asked, as they moved off.
Because, he said, I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Watching Queen's Gambit really put me in the holiday spirit. Especially the scene where the player are in the hotel lobby bragging about the matches they won
I love chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their tournament victories
After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
I got arrested for i**... fishing, even though there weren't any 'no fishing' signs.
Apparently if it's an aquarium in a hotel lobby, you don't need a sign.
What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.
After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."
The Englishman suddenly grabs the darkest baby and sprints towards the door.
The doctor shouts: "Sir! What are you doing!!!?"
The Englishman as he's getting farther: "I'm not raising no b**... Frenchman!"
The lobby of my local Dairy Queen was closed due to short staff.
They should've hired taller employees
(Joke brought to you by my 9yo sister)
Mexican Custodian
A Mexican custodian finishes mopping the lobby floor. A young girl enters the lobby with her eyes glued to her smartphone.
"Miss," the Mexican custodian says, "the floor is wet."
The girl looks up from her phone with a bored expression. "K," she replies.
"Miss," the Mexican custodian repeats, "I said the floor is wet."
Two chess player were in an open lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.
The manager comes over and says, "Could you both go to your rooms now?"
They ask, "Why?"
The manager replies, "Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
You're on vacation, and you've arrived at your hotel. The elevators in the lobby are numbered, from left to right, 1, 2, 3, 5, and 4.
Curious, you try to enter elevator 5, but are stopped by the bell boy.
"You can't use that elevator," he says.
"Why not?"
"It's out of order"
A man walks into a hotels lobby and asks
"Excuse me, can you remind me which room am I in?"
"Most certainly sir! You are in the lobby sir"

