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Hilarious Fun Loaned Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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I loaned $200 to my girlfriend 5 years ago. She returned exactly $200 after we separated.

I lost interest in that relationship

I loaned a blind guy some money...

It's ok though. He said he'd pay me back next time he saw me.

I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100.

I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.

I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him...

I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal.

I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery...

And now I don't know what he looks like.

Plastic Surgery

I loaned a friend £5000 to get plastic surgery last week...
I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now.

I loaned my cell phone to Bill Cosby

Now I can't get it to wake up.

My father loaned me some money, but he wouldn't let me pay him back after trying many times. . . I finally told him . . .

"Its a matter of principal!!!"


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