Loafers Jokes

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Army Wargames

During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.
"Sorry sir, "said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way."
The officer turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."
They helped.

What do you get if you cross shoe polish with yeast?

Loafers that rise and shine

What kind of shoes does bread wear?


My 8 year old daughter told me this one yesterday. What kind of shoes do bakers wear?


My dog recently stole my loafers.

Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**

What do you call it when you put you foot in a loaf of bread


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