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They traded loads
An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.
He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?"
The thief replies:
"I did not have the Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh"
I'm not saying I hate you, but if I were locked in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and you, and I had 2 bullets, I would shoot Hitler and Bin Laden and then say loads of mean things about your mother.
Loads of high quality Braille products,
many of which you've never seen before!
Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
and I got talking to a bloke who knew loads about beer, he was telling me about all the different aromas and brewing processes.
I said, "You sound like a connoisseur."
He said, "No, my name's Graham."
It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!
(England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...)
I hate it when she gets onto me about laundry.
So eat loads of sweets
and pass on those vegetables
Uncovered loads cost double
I only get to see her between loads.
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Fang queue.
But I've quit smoking loads of times.
Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus.
A denom-nom-nominator!
He has loads of plaque friends.
Gandhi never wore shoes, and so his feet were always covered in loads of callouses and blisters. And because he never ate food, he was always very frail. Furthermore his fasting caused him to have horrible breath. So...
I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
They are always edging.
A mastermind thief infiltrates The Louvre and steals several paintings. He loads them all into his van and drives off. A few blocks away, his van breaks down. When the police arrive on the scene, one of the officers asks the mastermind how something like this could happen if he was so smart. The mastermind replies with "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Loads
The have loads of cache.
A towel full of loads
The bar man asks, "Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
He had loads of fun, but his guide dog didn't.
She says I should split them in two or else it could break the washing machine.
They exchanged loads
Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads
They both worry about how many loads it takes to break even.
Took five loads on the face at once!!!
They both blow loads on ammunition.
"There's nothing to eat!", he muttered.
Son: "Dad...what's Mum putting on her face?"
Dad: "That's her Wrinkle Cream son."
Son: "Mum that cream is really working...you've got loads of wrinkles!"
When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"
He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf
I've got loads to offer.
Ebekneezhurt
There's loads of slides.
It makes the loads of seamen harder to see
A Kardashian.
Bukakai Laundry: Many loads, one dollar.
It was really easy. They are absolutely massive and make loads of noise.
Many happy returns.
I've only got my shelf to blame.
He had loads of fangirls.
loads
They get paid loads.
It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!
He always wanted loads of money, but instead he spoke to the Genie and said, "I wish for people to be uncertain. Secondly, I also wish to change my name."
I haven't seen him in a while but I think he's Rich now.
A girl was giving me a hand job last night.
You're really good at this, I said, what's your secret?
Years of practice, she giggled.
You've done this to loads of guys then? I asked.
No came the reply, my name used to be Derek.
He has too strong of an axe scent.
Ear boy.
Rubbish I say. I've quit smoking loads of times
I've got loads of back issues.
Ambu-Lance Armstrong
Most pornstars I've seen are better at handling distributed loads.
How is it that when sleeps with loads of women he's a stud, but when a woman does the same thing, she's a lesbian
He seemed to be doing very well for himself, fancy clothes, new car. You could tell he was now very successful and wealthy.
I asked him how he had been doing and he said great, I've got loads of money, fancy cars and a big house.
I asked him how he came to be so rich and he replied I've been using animal carcasses and boiling them down to a concentrate and selling that for a profit. I've made a killing on the stocks market.
The bartender asks where'd you get that? And the frog says in France. There's loads of them
But the cake is a lie.
I've asked loads and they've all said no.
There are loads of red flags involved.
Teach a man how to repost, and watch him get loads of awards
I have loads of back issues.
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