Lo Mein Jokes
10 lo mein jokes and hilarious lo mein puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lo mein that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Lo Mein Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food.
He said "aw that's lo, mein."
Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout?
Because he was feeling lo mein
As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant.
They were lo mein tenants.
Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love?
Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance'!
My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef
So shes very Lo Mein-tenance
I'm now a new Asain Soundcloud rapper....
My name is Lo Mein.
Why is pork lo mein cheaper than chicken lo mein?
A cat usually has more dark meat than it does light meat.
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Confucius say... French girl high maintenance.
Chinese girl Lo Mein-tenance.
What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?
Lo mein.
Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?
To the lo mein menu
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