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52 llama jokes and hilarious llama puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about llama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your friends smile with this collection of silly Llama jokes. Laugh along with the silly puns and jabs about Burros, Alpacas, Christmas Llamas, and Yos. Read through this hilarious collection of jokes and let out a scream of laughter!

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Funniest Llama Short Jokes

Short llama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The llama humour may include short alpaca jokes also.

  1. Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal. So, what is a three 'L' lama?
    A big fire in Boston.
  2. Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips
  3. So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, "make me one with everything"
  4. The Dalai Lama is working with peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently… It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
  5. They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama
    They asked if that was a hybrid
  6. I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."
  7. I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet... He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama
  8. I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
  9. What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries? You get a zombie alpacalips
  10. The Llama Joke Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?
    He was busy Alpacking.

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Llama One Liners

Which llama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with llama? I can suggest the ones about lamb and goat.

  1. What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama? THE ALPACALYPSE
  2. What do llamas type when they are laughing? Llamao
  3. How do camels learn to mate ? They read the Llama Sutra.
    Alpaca my bags, I think.....
  4. What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama? Alpaca bowl
  5. What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca? Como te llama
  6. I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes... It was a blunt-force llama.
  7. What did the llama say when he was planning a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
  8. What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare
  9. What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic? Alpaca lunch
  10. What do you call a toy alpaca that has obtained enlightenment? The Dolly Llama
  11. Where do llamas go on vacation? Alpacapuco
  12. What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags.
  13. What do you call a skinny and malnourished llama? Da'light' llama
  14. What do you call a secret group of llamas The I-llama-nati
  15. Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017 ...Kendrick Llama

Llama joke, Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about llama can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of llama puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Llama Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about llama you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean donkey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make llama prank.

What do Llamas do when they find something funny?

They llaugh of course.

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

If a one "L" Lama is a priest and a 2 "L" llama is an animal, what is a 3 "L" lama?

A fire in Brooklyn

Did you read my mother's retraction of her support of the president over his hyper critical aide's tantrum at the Hindu temple?

It was my mama's Obama's trauma llama Brahma drama reclama.

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.

As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"

Jack and his llama walked into a bar...

They ordered a drink and had a good time.

There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

How do you greet a Muslim llama?

Assa llama leykum

A llama saw it self in the mirror

It was the spitting image

What did the s**... llama say to the other s**... llama?

Alpaca bowl.

Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru?

She is such a llama queen.

Which s**...-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey.

A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?
Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds
Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key

A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.

He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.
Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."
Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"

I brought my Arabic friend to the zoo to see Llamas for the first time.

Once we got near them I told him which of the animals was a Llama, and then asked if he thought they looked good.
He turned to me with a confused look on his face and said,
We've been talking for a while, why did you just greet me again?
Equally confused, I replied,
I didn't, I just said That's a Llama, Like 'em?

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