The Best 45 Llama Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Llama jokes. There are some llama alpaca jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these llama bowl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Llama Jokes and Puns

What do Llamas do when they find something funny?

They llaugh of course.

I tried eating a whole llama once.

I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."

So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place...

... and says, "make me one with everything"

Llama joke, So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place...

What did the llama say when he was planning a picnic?

Alpaca lunch.

Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.

He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.

Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"

"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."๏ปฟ

What do you call it when a South African camalid is having problems with her child's school project depicting the 44th Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama! of the United States?

Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama!

Thanks for texting this to me, John.

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?


Llama joke, What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world

The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?


What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Where do llamas go on vacation?


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If a one "L" Lama is a priest and a 2 "L" llama is an animal, what is a 3 "L" lama?

A fire in Brooklyn

Did you read my mother's retraction of her support of the president over his hyper critical aide's tantrum at the Hindu temple?

It was my mama's Obama's trauma llama Brahma drama reclama.

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.

As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"

They told me to bring an exotic animal

I said alpaca Llama

They asked if that was a hybrid

Jack and his llama walked into a bar...

They ordered a drink and had a good time.

Llama joke, Jack and his llama walked into a bar...

What do you call a alpaca working in the meat section at a supermarket

Deli llama.

What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama?


There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

How do you greet a Muslim llama?

Assa llama leykum

A llama saw it self in the mirror

It was the spitting image

Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017

...Kendrick Llama

What do you call an Alpaca with curry on its face?

The Dhall-Eye Llama!

Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.

So, what is a three 'L' lama?

A big fire in Boston.

ยฟCรณmo llamas a una vaca que puede tocar un instrumento musical? Un moo-sician.

What do you call a Llama that works in a butcher?

A Deli-Llama

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Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?

He was busy Alpacking.

What did the stoner llama say to the other stoner llama?

Alpaca bowl.

Why is the word llama spelled with two L's?

The second one is for moral support!

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama

After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."

Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru?

She is such a llama queen.

What do you call a camel with no hump on it's back?

A llama.

If a llama with one L is a lama and a llama with two Ls is a llama, what is a llama with 3 Ls?

A 3-alarm fire in New Jersey

Did you hear about the Peruvian field worker who recently became an animal psychologist?

His business sign reads "Tell your llama to tell his drama to the farmer."

What did an Italian Llama say to his wife after she demanded a divorce?

Fine! Alpaca my things!

I found enlightenment after eating slices of a cold garlic sausage made from a breed of South American camelid

all thanks to the deli llama

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey.

What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries?

You get a zombie alpacalips

What do you call a skinny and malnourished llama?

Da'light' llama

A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?

Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds

Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key

What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama?

Alpaca bowl

A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.

He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.

Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."

Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"

What do llamas type when they are laughing?


I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes...

It was a blunt-force llama.

I brought my Arabic friend to the zoo to see Llamas for the first time.

Once we got near them I told him which of the animals was a Llama, and then asked if he thought they looked good.

He turned to me with a confused look on his face and said,

We've been talking for a while, why did you just greet me again?

Equally confused, I replied,

I didn't, I just said That's a Llama, Like 'em?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the llama killer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working llama stage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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