Llama Jokes
52 llama jokes and hilarious llama puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about llama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends smile with this collection of silly Llama jokes. Laugh along with the silly puns and jabs about Burros, Alpacas, Christmas Llamas, and Yos. Read through this hilarious collection of jokes and let out a scream of laughter!
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Funniest Llama Short Jokes
Short llama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The llama humour may include short alpaca jokes also.
- Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal. So, what is a three 'L' lama?
A big fire in Boston. - Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips
- The Dalai Lama is working with peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently… It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
- They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama
They asked if that was a hybrid - I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."
- I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
- What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries? You get a zombie alpacalips
- The Llama Joke Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?
He was busy Alpacking. - If a one "L" Lama is a priest and a 2 "L" llama is an animal, what is a 3 "L" lama? A fire in Brooklyn
- How do you greet a Muslim llama? Assa llama leykum
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Llama One Liners
Which llama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with llama? I can suggest the ones about lamb and goat.
- What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama? THE ALPACALYPSE
- What do llamas type when they are laughing? Llamao
- How do camels learn to mate ? They read the Llama Sutra.
Alpaca my bags, I think..... - What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama? Alpaca bowl
- What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca? Como te llama
- I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes... It was a blunt-force llama.
- What did the llama say when he was planning a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
- What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare
- What do you call a toy alpaca that has obtained enlightenment? The Dolly Llama
- Where do llamas go on vacation? Alpacapuco
- What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags.
- What do you call a skinny and malnourished llama? Da'light' llama
- What do you call a secret group of llamas The I-llama-nati
- Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017 ...Kendrick Llama
- A llama saw it self in the mirror It was the spitting image
Cheeky Llama Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about llama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean donkey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make llama pranks.
What do Llamas do when they find something funny?
They llaugh of course.
Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.
He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.
Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"
"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."
What do you call it when a South African camalid is having problems with her child's school project depicting the 44th Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama! of the United States?
Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama!
Thanks for texting this to me, John.
Did you read my mother's retraction of her support of the president over his hyper critical aide's tantrum at the Hindu temple?
It was my mama's Obama's trauma llama Brahma drama reclama.
Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.
As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
Jack and his llama walked into a bar...
They ordered a drink and had a good time.
There is a hero that is a Llama
He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama
What do you call a Llama that works in a butcher?
A Deli-Llama
Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru?
She is such a llama queen.
I found enlightenment after eating slices of a cold garlic sausage made from a breed of South American camelid
all thanks to the deli llama
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Which s**...-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
Llama Del Rey.
A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie
Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?
Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds
Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key
A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.
He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.
Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."
Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"
I brought my Arabic friend to the zoo to see Llamas for the first time.
Once we got near them I told him which of the animals was a Llama, and then asked if he thought they looked good.
He turned to me with a confused look on his face and said,
We've been talking for a while, why did you just greet me again?
Equally confused, I replied,
I didn't, I just said That's a Llama, Like 'em?
