Living Organism Jokes
20 living organism jokes and hilarious living organism puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about living organism that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Living Organism Short Jokes
Short living organism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The living organism humour may include short human body jokes also.
- Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms... But it still lives longer than my headphones.
- After months of my wife buying organic foods in order to live healthier, today I made the big decision to change And filed for divorce
- So scientists have found the largest living organism lives in Oregon. My mom could of at least told me herself she was moving to Oregon.
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Living Organism One Liners
Which living organism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with living organism? I can suggest the ones about human organ and body organ.
- I organized a "Fat Lives Matter" march. We all got very tired... I can't breathe.
- Is biology the study of living organisms... Or just two ology's..
- They always say 1 o**... Donor will save 8 lives ... *shouldn't it be 7?*
- Did you know that the largest living organism is a f**...? I bet it needs much room.
Rib-Tickling Living Organism Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about living organism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean live action jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make living organism pranks.
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"What do you do for a living?" "I'm an o**... trafficker."
"Oh my God, do you have no heart?"
"Are you criticizing me or making an order?"
Fun guy helping daughter prep for her science test
Last night I pulled a classic dad joke on my daughter. Normally this would make anyone groan but because my daughter is cool like me she loved it.
We were studying for her science vocabulary test. When we came to the word organism
she said:
Any living thing. Like an animal, plant or fungi
I said:
You know people think I'm a fun guy (fungi)
(Pause) she looks at me….
Her:
Oh I get it! then we laugh as she explains the joke I made. She's 9.
Classic… My daughter is going to make a great dad one day…
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Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers.
It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.
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My fave pickup line as a gay man...
Hey, are you a vital o**...? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me.
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A world with the undead
Imagine a world where zombies exist, but they're not dangerous. Just like you and I every day, except they eat brains.
The government has decided that humans can donate their o**... to zombies for consumption.
Everything is pretty much back to normal.
A man and a woman end up going on a first date. They make everyday small talk.
The man says, "So, what do you do for a living?"
The woman responds, "Actually, I'm dead."
So a dad and his son go into a bar...
His son is literally only a head (doesn't need vital organs to live in this joke)
Sons birthday so the dad buys him a shot
Son takes shot and boom he becomes a full bodied functional man
Dad is so happy he says shots all around
The son takes another shot and dies
Dad is now crying hysterically
Bartender says
Kid should've stopped while he was ahead.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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I officially became an o**... donor...
Now does anyone need a 1970s brown electric o**...? It's been sitting in my living room for a long time.
A Well-Planned Life?
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a well planned life? "
"Yes," said her friend.
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
She answered:
"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."
Accordion and Tuba Duo
A party planner has organized a huge new year's eve party. At the last minute, the band he hired has to pull out because of death in the family. The planner is totally stressed out because he has 500 partiers and no band.
On December 30 he contacts the only local band that was avaliable, a duo consisting of an accordionist and a tuba player. He has hesitations, but he hires them so he will have live music.
To his surprise, the duo is a huge hit with the crowd. The party was better than he ever imagined.
After the party, he walks up to the band and says "you know, I never thought in a million years that I would be saying this, but you two were great and I would like to line you up now for next year"
The duo replies "Sure, can we leave our stuff?"