The Best 10 Little Spoon Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Little Spoon jokes. There are some little spoon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these little spoon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Little Spoon Jokes and Puns

My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon.

The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better.

True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.

Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.

Drinking coffee used to make my eyes hurt a little.

Then I learned you're supposed to remove the spoon from the mug first.

Little Spoon joke, Drinking coffee used to make my eyes hurt a little.

Sports Day

It's sports day at a school for "special" kids. During the egg and spoon race, little Johnny falls and hurts himself badly.

One of the teachers freaks out and yells "call Johnny an ambulance, call Johnny an ambulance!"

All the kids immediately start pointing at Johnny and laughing saying "Johnny is an ambulance- Johnny is an ambulance!"

When my wife wants to cuddle in bed, I make her play the big spoon..

That way when she farts, she farts away from me. She's like my little jet pack.

What does little spoon says to big spoon?

What soup?

Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon?

I prefer big spoon so I can get more ice cream per scoop as I cry to myself alone.

Little Spoon joke, Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon?

Spooning with the GF this morning...

and she says to me, "Am I the little spoon?"

I said "No, you're more like the cake tin."

Didn't go down well.

What did the big spoon say to the little spoon?

Wait, are your parents home?

Shopping for a new mattress and the salesperson sucked

What kind of salesman refuses to be the little spoon?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the little spoon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working little spoon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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