Little Red Riding Hood Jokes
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Short little red riding hood jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The little red riding hood humour may include short little pigs jokes also.
- Why was the woodman able to save Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma so quickly? Because he knew "Inside every wolf there are two people..."
- I really want to date the Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. I heard she's an animal in bed.
- Little Red Riding Hood was involved in an accident. Paramedics are on the scene but she's not out of the woods yet.
- First dirty joke I ever learned...from my mother Little Red Riding Hood: Mr. Big Bad Wolf, are you going to eat me whole?
Mr. Big Bad: No, when I come to that part, I am going to spit it out. - Regarding Little Red Riding Hood: Wolves can't be all bad if they'll eat your grandmother Even Grandpa won't do that.
- [Joke] What do you call a g**... her period who is riding a bicycle through the ghetto? "Little red ride in hood"
- Little Red Riding Hood and the s**... Master. As a victim to be, I need to get closer to the Big Bad Wolf disguised as my grandmother so that he has a better user experience when he eats me.
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What funny jokes about little red riding hood you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kid story jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make little red riding hood pranks.
Little Red Riding Hood walks alone through the dark forest.
Suddenly she hears a rustling behind a thick bush.
She pushes the branches and bushes aside and suddenly the big bad wolf is sitting in front of her.
"Oh, bad wolf. Why do you have such big red eyes?"
"Get out of here. I'm p**...!"
What's the difference between a wicker basket and wicker box?
Wicker basket is what Little Red Riding Hood carried to Grandma's house.
Wicker box is what Elmer Fudd does to his girlfriend on special occasions.
Red Ridin' Hood's Grandma
One day Little Red Riding Hood was walking to her grandmother's house. She knocks on the door, but all she hears is screams. So she throws open the door and sees the Big Bad Wolf and her grandmother in the bed. She exclaims, "Grandma, are you alright? I thought the Big Bad Wolf was eating you!" The grandmother replies, "He was, until you showed up."
Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!"
Grandma: "The better to see you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what big ears you have!"
Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!"
Grandma: "Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!"