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Funniest Little Moron Short Jokes

Short little moron jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The little moron humour may include short moron jokes also.

  1. Two morons are sitting on a fence. The big one fell off, why didn't the other? He was a little more on.
  2. Big m**... and Little m**... were on a bridge. Big m**... fell off, but the other didn't because… he was a little more on.
  3. There was a big m**... and a little m**... sitting on a ledge, who fell off first? The big m**..., because the other guy was a little more on.
  4. A big m**... and a little m**... were sitting on a log. The big m**... fell off, but the latter remained. Why? Because he was a little more on!
  5. A big m**... and a little m**... were standing on the edge of a roof. Suddenly a gust of wind came and the big one fell off, but the little one didn't. Why? He was a little more on.
  6. The big m**... and the little m**... were sitting on a wall. The big one fell off but the little one didn't. Why? Because he was a little m**...
  7. A Big m**... and a Little m**... Were on a Trestle The big m**... fell off. How did the other stay on?
    He was a little more on...
  8. A big m**... and a little m**... were sitting on the edge of a cliff. The big m**... fell off. Why didn't the little m**... fall off?
    - The little m**... was a little more on.
  9. A big m**... and a little m**... are walking by a cliff. The big m**... falls off. Why doesn't the little m**... fall too? Because he's a little more on.

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Hilarious Fun Little Moron Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about little moron you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make little moron pranks.

Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked

Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a m**... and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"

Trump visits an elementary school

Trump visits an elementary school to greet the students and teachers. He asks the students, what do you all want to be when you grow up?
A farmer, shouts one.
An astronaut, shouts another.
The President of the United States, confidently says a little girl.
Who said that, shouts Trump. The little girl raises her hand and he darts eyes at her. He begins to fume, are you joking? Are you brainless? Are you a complete m**...? Are you s**...? Are you an idiot?
The little girl, taken aback, says, on second thought, nevermind! That sounds like too many requirements!

49ers Fan

On the first day of school, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she's a Seahawks fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Seahawks fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand? 'Because I'm not a Seahawks fan' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you aren't a Seahawks fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you're a 49ers fan?' "Because my mom's a 49ers fan, and my dad's a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!" "Well" said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a m**..., what would you be?' Janie smiled and said 'I'd be a Seahawks fan.'

A big m**... and a little m**... were standing on a bridge, the big m**... fell off

The other was a little more on.
(Sorry if this is a repost, I just remembered my dad telling it forever ago and thought I'd share because it made me chuckle)

There was a big m**... and a little m**... sitting on a log.

The big m**... fell off!! Why didn't the little one?
Because, he was a little more on!!!
- this was my FAVORITE joke as a kid. I still like it.

A little m**... and a big m**... were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?

The big m**.... The other one was a little more on.

A big m**... and a little m**... were walking along a bridge...

When, suddenly, the big m**... fell off and into the river!
Fortunately, the little m**... was able to stay on the bridge, if only because he was a little more on.
(Joke credit to Stephen King)

Little Johnny at his finest

Teacher: Ok class, if any student here is a m**..., please stand up.
*Silence fills the classroom for a couple of seconds until Little Johnny, sitting all the way at the back of the classroom, stands up*
Teacher: Oh look, Little Johnny stood up! Not surprising, considering you're the dumbest student in the whole class. Tell me, Little Johnny, why did you stand up? You do realize, you're admitting to the whole class that you're a m**...? You know that, right?
Little Johnny: I'm not standing up to let everyone know I'm a m**.... I'm only doing it to make you feel better, since you're standing alone.