Little Mix Jokes
16 little mix jokes and hilarious little mix puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about little mix that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Little Mix Short Jokes
Short little mix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The little mix humour may include short little miss jokes also.
- This 4th of July, remember: Alcohol and Fireworks do NOT mix Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin fireworks.
- I'm the teacher of a culinary arts class. Occasionally I'll tell my students to "Stir it every now and then, just to mix it up a little."
- Little Jimmy was quite thirsty but now he is no more. Cause little jimmy mixed up H2O with H2SO4
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Little Mix One Liners
Which little mix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with little mix? I can suggest the ones about little mary and mixed people.
- Once I'm cremated..... Mix my ashes into many little packages of Kool-Aid.
- What do you get when you mix my mom and Bob Ross? A happy little accident.
- Alcohol and fetus' don't mix well... The glasses are too big for their little hands.
Little Mix Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about little mix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean material girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make little mix pranks.
California Condor
A man was in court the other day accused of shooting and killing a California Condor. The judge asked the man, "Why on Earth would you kill one of the magnificent creatures?" The man replied, "Your honor, I have been out of work for quite a while and me and my family were hungry with nothing to eat and I looked up and saw this big bird over head so I shot it down and fed my family with it." The judge said, "That is a tough story. I am sorry for your situation and I will certainly take it into consideration when I sentence you, but by the way, I am a little curious as to what it tastes like." The man replied, "It's really not bad. Kind of a mix between a spotted owl and a baby seal."
True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.
Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.
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Little Johnny sometimes mixed up words while speaking
And one day he was facing a m**.... Little Johnny said "Police donut kill meme!"
What was sir mix a lot's favorite novel?
as my grandma always used to say, the hunchback of notre dame was little in the middle, but he never lacked much back. Mee-maw always did love voluptuous protagonists.
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So an off-duty priest takes his family out to dinner at Red Lobster
While there, he sees a familiar face sitting at the table next to him. The young man is resting his head upon his boyfriend's shoulder. The priest, aghast, leans towards the two and quietly says "homosexuality is a sin". The young man looks up at the priest, and leaning in closely to him, whispers back "so is eating shellfish, mixed fabrics, and m**..., but that didn't stop you from touching your dinner, your shirt, or my little brother."
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The elbow
A man is complaining to his friend: "My elbow really hurts. I think I need to see a doctor." His friend answers: "Dude, this is 2012, in the supermarket they have a new computer that can diagnose much faster and cheaper. Just place a u**... sample in the machine and it says what's wrong, and that only for $1!"
The man decides to take a shot, fills a glass with u**..., goes to the supermarket, finds the computer and pours his u**... into the computer. Immediately a small paper is printed and comes out of the computer: "TENNIS ELBOW. Keep your arm warm for a few days and avoid heavy lifting. In two weeks you'll be better."
The former scriptkiddie is impressed and decides to see if he can confuse the computer. He mixes dishwashing water with diarrhea from his dog, together with some u**... from his wife and daughter. To finish it he masturbates and drops his s**... into the cup and mixes everything again.
when he arrives in the supermarked he drops his mixture into the computer. The computer spits out a little less small paper: "Your tap water contains too much calcium, buy softener. Your dog has parasites, give him medicines. Your daughter smokes marihuana, speak with her. Your wife is pregnant and you're not the father, get yourself a good lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better!
I Peed A Bee-Bee
So this mom was baking a cake for her youngest son and as she was taking the batter across the room to show her husband, she accidently bumped the gun cabinet and a box of bee-bees fell into the mix. Frantically the mother got a strainer and got out as many bee-bees as she could. Deciding that she got all of them she baked the cake and got it ready for the guests. After the party she hadn't heard any complaints so she was sure she had got all of them. A couple hours later her youngest son comes running out saying,"momma momma momma, guess what i did?"
"what?" says the mother
"i peed a bee-bee!"
the mother thinking quick says, "oh thats natural son" and she shoos him away.
A little later her middle son comes up and says, "momma momma momma, guess what i did?"
"what?" says the mother
"i peed a bee-bee!"
"oh thats natural son" and she shoos him away
a couple hours later her oldest son comes out saying, "momma momma momma, guess what i did?!"
"i know i know, you peed a bee-bee, thats natural son" says the mom
"No!!! I was jacking off in the garage and I shot the dog!!!"