Little Mermaid Jokes
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Funniest Little Mermaid Short Jokes
Short little mermaid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The little mermaid humour may include short mermaid jokes also.
- Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
- Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells.
- What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC.
- I need help. Whenever I call my redheaded wife "my little mermaid" she always lights up How else can I politely say "your bottom half smells like fish"?
- How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid? Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)
- How can we tell that Ariel, The Little Mermaid, is a horrible student? Even on a curve, her grades are always under the 'C'.
- The little mermaid asked the prince: what so you like more-h**..., or v**... s**...? to which the prince replied: Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me - What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid? One is a crusty bus station, and one is a b**... crustacean.
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Little Mermaid One Liners
Which little mermaid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with little mermaid? I can suggest the ones about mermaid man and disney princess.
- Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she's too big for B shells
- Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her B-shells.
- I know The Little Mermaid's breast size. It's obvious. She's wearing C-shells.
- Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? She's not big enough for d shells.
- Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure.
- Why does the Little Mermaid wear a seashell bra? Because she outgrew her B shells.
- Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage.
- What does the Little Mermaid put on before math class? An Algebra
- Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C.
- What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear? An Algebra
(Algae Bra) - What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period.
- Q: What's a little quicker than a shark? A: The Little Mermaid on her period.
- What is the Little Mermaid's favorite diacritic? The cedilla, because it is under the c.
- Why can't the Little Mermaid weigh herself? She doesn't have a scale.
- Where does the Little Mermaid shop for her dinglehoppers? At the Hair Cutlery.
Little Mermaid Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about little mermaid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little miss jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make little mermaid pranks.
Society is full of double standards
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half n**..., singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
WALKS INTO A BAR... MERMAID s**...
An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.
"I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"
The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have s**... with the mermaid."
"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"
"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have s**..., so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."
A man walks into a bar...
An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.
"I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"
The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have s**... with the mermaid."
"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"
"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have s**..., so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."
Sailor with a Small Head
One day, a man sees a sailor walking around, and he notices that the sailor has a very small head.
The man asks the sailor, "Why is your head so small?" The sailor replies, "When I was sailing, I saw a beautiful mermaid, and she said she would grant me one wish. And you know what, I thought about it for a while, until a brilliant idea struck. I went over to the mermaid, and asked, 'How about a little head?'"
An old man walks into a bar...
...and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a tennis ball.
"I have to ask, sir," says the bartender. "Without sounding rude, what happened to your head?"
The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have s**... with the mermaid."
"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"
"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have s**..., so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."
A Man's Three Wishes
An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but noticing the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.
"I gotta ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"
The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have s**... with the mermaid."
"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"
"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have s**..., so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."
A sailor walked into a bar with a shrunken head...
He sat down as all the other seafaring folk all stared in silence at the size of this mans tiny skull. He pulled up a stool and ordered a pint. Curiosity got the better of one of the other men and he just had to ask "what happened to your head?" "Ah I was out on my own fishing for months out in the middle of god knows where, one morning at dawn amongst the mist I spot a mermaid upon a rock. I couldn't believe my eyes. She said she'd grant me one wish, she would do anything I wanted. The very next day I find myself talking to ye folk." "Yes but what happened? What did you ask for?" ....
"I said all I wanted was a little head."
A Little Head
A man walks into a bar and notices the gentleman next to him has a very small head. After a few beers, he finally asks the gentleman, "Pardon me, but why is your head so small?".
The man began to explain how he was in the Navy and after his ship was struck by a torpedo, and he was stuck on a deserted island for months. "One day," he said "A mermaid magically appeared. She said she could grant any wish I had. I asked to be rescued, and off in the horizon, I saw a coast guard ship heading towards me. I then proceeded to explain how long I had been stuck on the island and asked her for some s**... before being rescued. She explained that it was impossible since she was a mermaid. So instead, I asked her for a little head."
The Mermaid Joke
A guy walks into a bar and sees a man at the other end with a very small head, about the size of a softball. He walks up and says, I just have to ask, whats up with your head? The guy with the tiny head says, "I was walking along the beach alone one night and a mermaid appeared. She said that she was magical and can grant me one wish. I hadn't had any luck with the ladies in a long time so my wish was to have s**... with the mermaid. She responded that she was a mermaid and it wasnt physically possible for her to have s**... with a human. So I responded, how about a little head?"
Zing!
