Little Johnny Jokes

funny jokes about little johnny and hilarious stories

INTRODUCTION

What are little johnny jokes? Little johnny jokes are one of the most funny and hilarious. Here is list with the top 10 little johnny jokes to have fun with friends and family. Most famous pranks about little johnny ever. Funniest little johnny sayings and gags.

BEST LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

What are the best little johnny jokes? First are the Top 10 jokes about Little johnny of all time. They are selected among the best little johnny ever told. Below are some new and well-known pranks.

NEW LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

Top 10 Latest Little johnny jokes

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LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES THAT ARE...

Little johnny jokes can be funny or dirty, insulting of disgusting. Most of them are suitable for kids and family.

20 BEST SHORT LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

20 Best Short jokes about Little Johnny, one liners, thoughts and captions that are funny and will make you laugh.

20 BEST STUPID LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

20 Best Jokes about stupidity.

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20 BEST DISGUSTING LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

20 Best Jokes that are disgusting.

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LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES ABOUT

What are Little johnny jokes about? Little johnny is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about little johnny.

Are Little johnny jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring little johnny joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also read little johnny jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with little johnny jokes on YouTube.

TOP 20 LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES ABOUT TEACHER

TOP 20 Jokes about experiences and lessons Little Johhny learned from his teacher in school.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said "what we are going to do today class is, I am going to give you a letter and I want someone to raise their hand and if l call on you l want you to give me a word that begins with that letter. So The teacher says "A" and Little Johnny immediately raises his hand but the teacher knows he will say asshole so she calls on Little Mary and she says "apple."
"Very good" the teacher replied. "Okay, how about the letter B"
Little Johnny once again immediately raises his hand and says "please please pick me" so the teacher thinks for a moment and inside her head knows he'll say bitch or bastard, so she skips over Little Johnny and calls on Little Brad and Little Brad replies "boat."
"Very good Brad" the teacher says. "Now how about C" the teacher asks.
Immediately Little Johnny's eyes light up and this time says "oh pick me, pick me l know one" the teacher instantly goes right to Little Bobby and he says "car."
"That's a good one Bobby."
So the teacher does the same thing with the letter D and ignores Little Jonny raising his hand.
Now the teacher says "You're all doing a great job class, how about E" this time Little Johnny stands up waving his arms begging for a chance.
So the teacher pauses for a solid 10 to 15 seconds and can't think of one bad word that begins with the letter E.
So she reluctantly calls on Little Johnny and Little Johnny very nicely and calmly says "Elephant" and before the much-relieved teacher can even exhale, Little Johnny puts both hands up out in front of himself approximately two feet apart and yells out "with a fucking cock this big!

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TOP 20 LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES ABOUT SCHOOL

TOP 20 Jokes about catholic, bible or sunday school experience. Little Johnny goes to school.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said "what we are going to do today class is, I am going to give you a letter and I want someone to raise their hand and if l call on you l want you to give me a word that begins with that letter. So The teacher says "A" and Little Johnny immediately raises his hand but the teacher knows he will say asshole so she calls on Little Mary and she says "apple."
"Very good" the teacher replied. "Okay, how about the letter B"
Little Johnny once again immediately raises his hand and says "please please pick me" so the teacher thinks for a moment and inside her head knows he'll say bitch or bastard, so she skips over Little Johnny and calls on Little Brad and Little Brad replies "boat."
"Very good Brad" the teacher says. "Now how about C" the teacher asks.
Immediately Little Johnny's eyes light up and this time says "oh pick me, pick me l know one" the teacher instantly goes right to Little Bobby and he says "car."
"That's a good one Bobby."
So the teacher does the same thing with the letter D and ignores Little Jonny raising his hand.
Now the teacher says "You're all doing a great job class, how about E" this time Little Johnny stands up waving his arms begging for a chance.
So the teacher pauses for a solid 10 to 15 seconds and can't think of one bad word that begins with the letter E.
So she reluctantly calls on Little Johnny and Little Johnny very nicely and calmly says "Elephant" and before the much-relieved teacher can even exhale, Little Johnny puts both hands up out in front of himself approximately two feet apart and yells out "with a fucking cock this big!

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TOP 20 LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES ABOUT DAD

TOP 20 Jokes about Little Johnny and his father, most of which Q&A or short one liners.

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TOP 20 LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES ABOUT ANIMAL

TOP 20 Jokes about animals and Little Johnny.

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CONCLUSION

Best of 142 Hilarious Little Johnny Jokes. Funniest Little Johhny jokes about his dad, favorite animals, wise teacher and school.

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