Little Caesar Jokes
46 little caesar jokes and hilarious little caesar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about little caesar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Little Caesar Short Jokes
Short little caesar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The little caesar humour may include short caesars pizza jokes also.
- After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars... if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality
- How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With little Caesars.
Credit goes to Burnie Burns who told this joke on a podcast. - What's the best way to deliver a cheesy joke? Show up at someone's house with Little Caesar's.
- My Mexican friend My Mexican friend asked me, What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? I asked, What? He said, Little Caesars!
- The Dirtiest Dad Joke Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says
"5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious - Why did the doctor think the fat guy had epilepsy? He kept having Little Caesar's.
- How do you cut a pizza shop in half? with Little Caesars.
- Why did the pizza company pull out from marathon sponsorships? Because it's not smart to run with Little Caesars
- What to italian midgets cut themselves with the most often? Little caesars.
- What restaurant is perfect for a micro casino? Little Caesars
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Little Caesar One Liners
Which little caesar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with little caesar? I can suggest the ones about caesar salad and pizza hut.
- How does a mexican cut a pizza? With *little* *caesars*
- How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut? With little Caesar's.
- How do Mexicans cut their pizza? They use Little Caesars
- What do Mexicans use to cut there pizza? Little Caesars.
- What do midgets use to cut their pizza coupons? Little Caesars
^^I'm ^^sorry - Hey girl are you Little Caesar's? Cus you're hot and I'm ready
- What do you call Italian children with epilepsy? Little Caesars
- I like my women like my Little Caesar's pizza Hot and ready
- What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars.
- What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's
- I like my girls like I like my little Caesars pizza Hot and ready when I walk in
- What do Mexican's use to cut their pizza? Lil' Caesar's!! (little scissors)
- What do south americans use to cut pizza? Little caesars
- What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Little Caesars!
- Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready
Little Caesar Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about little caesar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pizza slice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make little caesar pranks.
How does a Mexican shave his p**...?
with Little Caesars
What did Ancient Rome cut their pizza with?
Little Caesars.
I'm like little Caesar's
I'm hot and ready.
Did you know the Little Caesars franchise was named after the owners epileptic son?
He was always having little seizures.
Little Caesar pick up line.
Call me Little Caesar, cause I'm hot and ready.
Little Tony was the son of a well respected Mob boss.
One day, the Mob boss decides he wants to test his son to see if the boy has what it takes to lead the family business. "Little Tony," he asks. "If you received stolen money, and you were looking for a place to hide it, where would you stash it so the cops could never get it?"
Little Tony thinks for a moment, then says, "I'd put it in a casino."
Delighted, the Mob Boss exclaims, "Magnificent answer! How did you know to launder your money through the casino?"
"Well," Little Tony says, "At school, we just learned the U.S. Constitution protects us from police conducting unreasonable searches in Caesar's.