Litter Jokes

• Short Litter Jokes
• Litter One Liners
• Cat Litter Jokes
• Litter Box Jokes
• Litter Picking Jokes
• Kitty Litter Jokes
• Litter Bin Jokes
• More Litter Jokes

Funniest Litter Short Jokes

Short litter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The litter humour may include short scat jokes also.

1. I hear voices telling me to do things I don't want to do "Take out the trash"
   "Do the dishes"
   "Clean the litter box"
   Why did I get married?
2. Two cats are walking through a desert.. ..after a long while one of them turns and says, "Dude, I don't get this litter box".
3. I have just applied for a job as a litter collector. They asked if I had any relevant experience but I said I will just pick it up as I go along.
4. Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
5. Just got a new job collecting litter. When I asked about training, they said "You'll pick it up as you go along. "
6. You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering.
7. Want to know how to scare burglars off? First: Put pictures of a tiger all around your house.
   Second: Put a cat litter tray in your hallway and take a dump in it.
8. A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, "Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??" The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
9. I saw a bunch of baby kittens by a dumpster... Didn't anyone tell their mother not to litter?
10. I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper Please don't ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*

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Litter One Liners

Which litter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with litter? I can suggest the ones about debris and kitten.

1. A cat gives birth in a public park... ...and is fined $50 for littering.
2. Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie
3. Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering
4. Doesn't matter how lit you are... Rubbish is litter.
5. Your face is so ugly when your momma dropped you off to school she got a littering fine
6. You're so ugly… That when your mom gave birth to you, she got a ticket for littering.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road... She was cited for littering.
8. Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
9. My street looks like a garbage dump... ...litter ally!
10. What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow? Slush Puppies
11. Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens? She didn't want to litter
12. What do you call books written for cats? Kitty Litter-ature.
13. I heard on the news that littering is at an all time high What a load of rubbish.
14. What did Catwoman get fined for? Kitty litter
15. Why are Tesla factories littered with calculators? Because bots don't count.

Cat Litter Jokes

Here is a list of funny cat litter jokes and even better cat litter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on the beach That explains the footprints in my cat's litter box
• What do you call a bunch of dead cats on the side of the road? Litter.
• thought I dreamt of a walk on a sandy beach at least that explains the footprints I found in the cats litter box this morning.
• Why did the police investigate after the cat left the litter box? They could tell that there had been a coverup.
• What do you call a cat that can't use the litter box? ill-litter-it
• Did you hear about the competition between the different cat litter companies? The winner gets the catastrophe
• Hey babe, I want you to tell dirty things about me. The bathroom .. the kitchen .. your car and oh, and our cats litter box
• Why did I visit Florida? I threw a dart at my map and it landed in my cat's litter box.
• I took my cat to court for trashing my house The judge charged him with kitty litter.
• What do you call it when you throw a cat out of the car? Kitty litter.

Litter Box Jokes

Here is a list of funny litter box jokes and even better litter box puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I adopted a couple of pet catfish; great fish. The only problem... They refuse to use the litter box.
• In the west, You have a washing machine, a dish-washer, a shower, litter boxes, a toilet & a cemetery But in India: We have the Ganges!
• Catch Up or Catch It What do you do meet an old friend?
  What do you do when someone throws a ball?
  What do you put on a hamburger?
  What do you find in a litter box?

Litter Picking Jokes

Here is a list of funny litter picking jokes and even better litter picking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Who is the world's most avid environmentalist? Mrs. Hawking
  She planted trees, picked up litter, and married a vegetable.
• Why is there so much litter in prisons Because nobody is brave enough to bend over and pick it up
• My brother picked up a fight with me and threw me on the street. But joke's on him, the police fined him for littering.
• I moved to Australia, I've never been so appreciated! I've had so many offers to "Get F**ked!"... I have the pick of the litter!!

Kitty Litter Jokes

Here is a list of funny kitty litter jokes and even better kitty litter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you make kitty litter? Take away its trash can!
• What do you call a cat that is flung out a window? Kitty litter.

Litter Bin Jokes

Here is a list of funny litter bin jokes and even better litter bin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Putting things in the bin may be 'lit' But dropping them on the floor is litter

Cheerful Litter Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about litter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean excrement jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make litter pranks.