The Best 3 Lithuanian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lithuanian jokes. There are some lithuanian snipers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lithuanian ukranian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Lithuanian Jokes and Puns

A Lithuanian couple in a hotel

A Lithuanian couple go to a hotel in USA. They spot a mouse in the room.

"A mouse! Dear, call the lobby, you know at least some English, right?!"

The man picks up the phone.

"Helou."

"Can I help you?"

"Yes, dū jū nau Tom and Džeri?"

"Yes sir, of course."

"So, Džeri iz hier."

An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar

The bartender says
"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"

How many Lithuanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, unless their arms got ripped off in some sort of horrifying accident, in which case it still only takes one, just a different one.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lithuanian lett puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lithuanian bulgarian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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