Lithium Jokes

34 lithium jokes and hilarious lithium puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lithium that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh away with jokes about lithium batteries, silicon, magnesium and sulphur! None of these chemical elements are off limits when it comes to getting a chuckle. Read on to find out more!

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Funniest Lithium Short Jokes

Short lithium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lithium humour may include short bipolar jokes also.

  1. Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar.
  2. What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon? Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.
  3. That is astounding Holmes! How did you deduce it was lithium poisoning that ended that poor chap's life? Element three, my dear Watson.
  4. Short Chemistry Joke For You All What are the elements of life?

    Lithium and Iron
  5. What's the difference between a drunken brawler and a lithium chloride power cell? One's charged with assault and battery and the other's a battery charged with a salt.
  6. Somebody once told me that the symbol for Lithium was LT. I glanced at the periodic table. Clearly, it was Li.
  7. After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest... Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection.
  8. A man died due to an overdose of Lithium... Watson: Do you know what killed this man?
    Sherlock: It's elementary, Watson.
  9. What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire? The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.
  10. Studies show that lithium can significantly reduce s**... risk. But I always want to kill myself when the battery dies

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Lithium One Liners

Which lithium one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lithium? I can suggest the ones about uranium and iodine.

  1. What element make up life? Lithium and Iron
  2. I partied with lithium tantalum fluoride it was LiTaF
  3. What did x æ a-12 got when he was given a lithium iron battery, to reboot himself? Li-Fe
  4. Doctor: I'd give him Lithium for his severe depression. If that doesn't work, Barium.
  5. Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!
  6. Why was the Lithium arrested? He was on battery charges.
  7. What kind of scientist loves LiFe? One with Lithium and Iron.
  8. Cats are made of iron, lithium and neon. Because FeLiNe
  9. Girl are you a broken lithium battery? Because you're looki'n thick
  10. What's Lithium's favourite crime? Battery.
  11. Why Were Sodium Chloride and Lithium Ion Arrested? For 'a salt' and battery :D
  12. What lives at the North Pole and takes Lithium? A bi-polar bear.
    [OC, circa 2005]
  13. I bought some lithium for 100 pence today. It was a Liquid.
  14. Why did all the lithium end up in Chile? They were tired of being in Chi-Li
  15. Why was the lithium-ion battery made? Cause he wanted to prove that John B. Goodenough.

Lithium joke, Why was the lithium-ion battery made?

Gather Around for Heartwarming Lithium Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about lithium you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potassium jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lithium pranks.

There are two lithium atoms walking along, and one says to the other,

Phil, I think I lost an electron back there.
So Phil says, Really Jason, are you sure?
And Jason replies, Yeah, I'm positive!

Joke my scinence teacher dropped on us

A lithium atom walked into a bar and said
"Hey I think I left some electrons in here last night, have you seen any?"
The bar tender replied, "No, are you sure you lost them?"
The lithium atom replied "Yes I'm positive..."

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated

Lithium joke, Somebody once told me that the symbol for Lithium was LT.